Kirby Thread (12)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2023-09-24 12:16 ID:z7bEsPwx

this is a thread all about the pink puffball himself. favorite game? favorite copy ability? favorite or least favorite character? your dream kirby game? you can talk about anything related to the pink poyo ball of cuteness

2 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-11-05 19:13 ID:mzGvru8L

i'm mildly surprised nobody has to replied to this thread until now. maybe i'm the only other kind of person who is into kirby and obscure chan websites.

my favorite game is forgotten land for sure. the franchise up until then definitely needed some innovation, if not a soft reboot, which is what i think hal was trying to do with the game.

i really like magolor because it seems very easy to imagine him as the schizo terry davis /g/ type.

3 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-11-06 00:17 ID:Heaven

Kirby is an embodiment of gluttony so why doesn't he eat humans? I feel that would be natural character progression for him. And not just humans or villains, but children too. I could imagine Kirby as a monsterous kaiju eating up vast parts of Akiba, from maid cafes and p0rn shops to average bypassers. Eventually the SDF is called to deal with him and he begins munching down on their tanks. He swells to such a size he finally swallows Sadoshima and suffers painful indigestion. Eventually, his body becomes so huge it cracks at the surface leading to plate tectonics and volcanoes erupting pink goo. A thread inspires a spin off game where the players take control of an elite team tasked with defusing a massive Kirby volcano. Think of it like Tron but dumber.

>>2
For record, I have never played a Kirby game but I would like to if OP can recommend me a title I can easily emulate and will be a lot of fun.

4 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-11-06 01:21 ID:3dy1jSV9

Kirby's Adventure on the NES is good, though my awareness of games in general is probably a bit NES-biased.

It's also on the easier side compared to what you might expect of an NES game, for better or for worse (although the "NES Hard" meme is a bit overexaggerated to begin with).

5 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-11-06 02:05 ID:mzGvru8L

>>3

to be fair, he does eat people constantly, just not human people. what a scary thought though, just eating more and more of japan alive. imagine kirby eventually getting to his limit and exploding and a half-digested mixture of concrete, steel and flesh spilling out all over japan

if you can emulate wii, kirby's return to dreamland is really good, and so is kirby super star on the snes. i've heard good things about the 3ds games, but never have gotten the opportunity to play them, either on the original console or with an emulator.

6 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-11-06 13:47 ID:kyFR5c4I

>>5 as someone who's played both 3DS games, they're both good. Triple Deluxe is just more building off of RtD with the added bonus of a King Dedede mode, but Planet Robobot is the one where it really feels like HAL went all out; awesome pause screen lore, plenty of callbacks, a new Meta Knightmare mode AND Kirby has a fucking guren lagann mech that's so fucking cool

7 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-11-18 01:57 ID:4hzAfyN8

>>4
I have to thank you for recommending me this. I had some time to kill and spent an hour playing Kirby’s Adventure and it was fun.

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9 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-12-06 22:26 ID:gzz9jR2N

I will never know as much joy in this fake and gay world ever again as I did playing that pink faggot's games

10 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-12-09 16:09 ID:DG4qtRgR

What special ability would kirby get if they swallowed you?
For me, it would be crippling depression

11 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-12-10 23:19 ID:3dy1jSV9

>>10
The one where he falls asleep for a while (which was a real thing in the games if I'm remembering right)

12 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2024-12-21 03:24 ID:JXQm9+jG

>>10
Paranoia, anxiety, and laziness.

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