I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?
What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?
It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.
I am doing it right now.
T y p i n g
w i t h
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h a n d
I perfected it!
i tyyped thgis wsitgh m y p e n i s
> I know you do it.
hax!
> I know you do it.
zOMG government surveillance at work!
> I know you do it.
Is that you, Jesus?
I will masturbate to Yukorin in 5 minutes or so!
I have this weird obsession that I have to cross my legs at the ankles in order to get into the mood when I masturbate.
I don't really know why and sometimes when I am going at it frantically, I'll get cramps from it.
I like to use two hands and turn them as I go up and down -- my penis is big enough to allow this easily （*´∀｀)=3. I can't imagine a woman simulating this, but if I ever find one, HELL YEAH.
Also, waiting a few days to masturbate takes some willpower, but exploding like the first Chinese gunpowder rocket is truly a great thing. Try it!
I don't know why but i have to spread my legs a bit to get off
>>10
I have to do this as well, even if I am a boy.
Using shampoo or soap bubbles as "lube" when you're in the shower feels really good too.
>>11
I find shampoo or soap can burn/irritate, it's safer to use conditioner