what if 4-ch was a video game server?
I wouldn't be able to sage your thread, which would be extremely disappointing.
what if 4-ch was a hong kong crime thriller film?
Less Four Chan more Jackie Chan
what if 4-ch was retro PC fetish porn film?
what if jackie chan was filming a retro pc unboxing video?
>>7
He kicks his PC-981 for giving him the blue screen during a Debian install. Then some men in black from Microsoft kick down the door to take away his briefcase full of documents exposing the NSA key. Fight ensues. Ends with Bill Gates taking a cute Chinese kid hostage at gunpoint. Giving Jackie something to fight for.
>>8
What if 4-ch was a Vietnam war movie?
if 4-ch was a Vietnam Movie I'd like to be the door gunner on a Huey.
"Anyone who runs is a VIPPER, anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VIPPER"
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i forgot about sparky4 he's JUST NOT RIGHT VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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i am japanese old boy
the day is beutyfll days...
look to youtube please...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CvIy0aKP2o
the question is not should you kill yourself, but will you kill yourself?
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I'd like to hear what the japanese rude boy has to say about this
Eizi 42th for new mod
you guys realize you're replying to crossboard spam?
Someone once posted the shit they do with your info
Can you at least tell how you hide you securely hide your ip? You just don't browse like that, right?
Asshole devs fucked with everything
It's corporatized and governmentatized. Just go behind 7 proxies if you think you're bad. Who knows if they go and track users by speech patterns but there's a risk I guess.
Can you post a good proxy? I'm having a hard time finding one that works.
Depends on what level of privacy your looking for. 4chan is one of those places that isn't privacy friendly at all. The mods know everything and you know nothing. A better question is, if your privacy conscious why would you use 4chan at all? Why waste your time on 4chan in 2024? That place is a husk of what it used to be and what it used to be was a steaming pile of garbage too. Its better to quit then try and have your cake and eat it too.
>Why waste time on 4chan in 2024
It's one of the few places that isn't shit
>It's one of the few places that isn't shit
There's no way youìre seriously thinking this.
you guys realize you're replying to crossboard spam?
>kino
kys
Just thought it could be like a time capsule; a lot of fun!
>>115
Good luck with your reunion. We'll still be here!
In 2013 I got dumped by my fiancée, and since then my life had some ups and downs, but it's pretty good now :)
>>120
Back in 2013 I sucked off a guy everyday for a week in return for him to buy me a gaming PC so I could play Skyrim.
>2011+2
Back in 2013 I was #Freejahar
MAKE ACE OF SPADES GREAT AGAIN
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https://openspades.yvt.jp/ - OpenGL engine
Why do I keep hearing about 2013 everywhere? What exactly happened in 2013, god?
Is there anyone who know about crypto like bitcoin, solana, ethereum, dogecoin, usdt, usdc and so on? If so how much you are holding anon?
Be honest.
I made a post somewhere on this website that now is a good time to buy Bitcoin in January 2023. Don't remember what thread though. Currently I'm only holding shitcoins ready for this pump and dump cycle to rip.
Solana is literal garbage by the way. Chain doesn't even work and crashes multiple times every year.
ID:o4AqnAVb
So how much you are holding anon?
None because it's a scam and not backed by anything.
Anarchy and communism
>>5
True but at least it's a scam everyone is in on. If I really cared about this stuff I'd probably buy silver and gold.
Bitcoin has become more used and flocked to in recent years. Although it isn't controlled by the government it can be monitored by the government because every transaction is public.
Bitcoin isn't ASIC-resistent so a large majority of miners are big companies with rows of ASIC machines in warehouses located in China.
So trying to mine Bitcoin for money is impossible and trying to buy Bitcoin in hopes of it incrasing in value is not really reliable anymore. Oh and sending transactions takes a while for Bitcoin because of its growth over the years.
Monero attempts to be Bitcoin without its flaws and typically does a good job of it.
Can't be monitored nor controlled easily due to its privacy and anti-ASIC design.
Because of this it isn't as easily obtainable as Bitcoin it unless you go through shady websites, though it is more possible to have a higher chance of success with mining depending on your setup.
And no, I don't have any Bitcoin or Monero just because I find it too unrealistic to use in actual practice.
>Bitcoin has become more used and flocked to in recent years.
Really?
I feel as though I'm speaking to Seth MacFarlane about the cartoon show Grape Ape
you guys realize you're replying to crossboard spam?
Just made it because why not.
Shittiest 2GET I've ever seen.
NEVA 4GET
NOW 5GET
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I claim the number nine in the name of this shitty zoomer song
https://youtu.be/vMHA1DjKke8
I was sitting in my class and my shoe was feeling very sticky whenever i stepped on the floor. at first i didnt pay much attention to it thinking i probably got some gum stuck under it. later i was getting annoyed so i told my friend to check if anythings stuck to my shoe, he checked and he said there were blood stains on my shoe. i was like what r u talking about then my other friend said maybe its ketchup and then we laughed it off. then again my friend said look blood gets sticky overtime. we forgot about it for some time then suddenly one of my friend goes, look behind. i look behind, under our seat, theres a piece of FLESH just sitting there. that was what i had stepped on and how i got blood stuck to my shoe and why its so sticky. my friends said it looked like the flesh of a cow or goat. it was also covered by a layer, probably skin? it looked a bit pale. like how someones skin would look like after they die. they even said it looks like a humans ear, though i didnt really see it like that. there was a small chunk of red flesh in the middle popping up from under the skin and on the two ends of the skin there wasnt anything under it. we told our teacher about it and he called the janitor and she took it out. not to mention that when i first entered my classroom and put my stuff down i didnt notice anything under my seat. it probably was somewhere around in a corner and when i sat down it somehow got stuck to my shoe and ended up under my seat. now more importantly, just HOW and WHY was there a chunk of flesh just lying around in our classroom?? did someone bring it? why would anyone ever bring such thing? and even if someone did, that thing belonged to him for quite some time for it to turn pale like that. or what if it was an animal who somehow found its way inside our classroom and was just having a meal? that isnt much likely since our classroom is on the 4th floor of the building. though what i like to believe is that there was a jinn in our classroom that left his meal unfinished (jinn are invisible creatures that we believe exist and they eat stuff like flesh). ive had other encounters in my school aswell but they werent as strange as this one. when id show up to class early id sometimes find chicken or crow feathers in our classroom. it makes sense for crow feathers because a crow couldve flown by the window and its feather made its way inside the classroom. but for chickens feathers, i dont really find any explanation for that. not only there arent any chickens around my school, and even if there were i wouldnt think they would go inside or climb up to the classrooms. pretty strange set of incidents, but i sure want to encounter more
you really have to wonder how people had the time to read through poorly worded creepypastas back in the day
>>5 a bird makes sense probably a crow left it in there, even if it dead it would've been quite hard for the crow because the flesh seems a bit heavy
>>4 its what i like to believe, not particularly what truly happened, but because it's mysterious that way >)
>>8
So why stop your investigation? Begin searching for clues in the classroom. See if you can find and examine the flesh before its thrown out. Maybe you can determine what kind of animal its from? If its been thrown out then you'll have no luck. Just search the classroom for clues, look for anything out of the ordinary as well as possible entry and exit points for animals. Maybe setup some bait overnight and see what happens to it in the morning.
lazy fuck why you bother us with this then?
Da jooz are behind this
If by "da jooz", you mean schizophrenia, then yes.
yeah? yeah. yeah!!! yeah... right
I've been captured by Jigsaw and he's going to cut off my dick unless I get 69 trillion pageviews by April 1st. What type of gay porno should I make with him to get them?
Ask six figures spammer, surely he would know.
>>2 If I learned anything from his posts it's that he doesn't know
Let him cut it off. Its not like your ever going to use it.
How is the Jigsaw puppet relevant here? I thought John Kramer, portrayed by Tobin Bell, was the main antagonist.
I'm pretty sure the Jigsaw puppet doesn't actually do anything beyond being a prop.
"Ain't no rule says a puppet can't make gay porno" - Air Bud
OP getting castrated with a rusty straight razor would probably get more pageviews than gay porn