omg guis!!!11! (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2025-04-25 07:22 ID:Heaven

guis guis omg what if they restored 4chan today it would be soooo frickan epic imagine reuniting with your interner friends like the mentally ill dude who dropped out of high school #1 and the mentally ill dude who dropped out of high school #2 in a general for an astroturfed live service gaym!!!111!!! every other social simply FALLS in comparison to 4chad. like where else do i get my daily dose (pun intended #kek(le reference to le /v/ may may XD)) of hilarious reaction images like for example when a generic anime girl's eyes pop out from her orbit to indicate happiness and/or excitement! i always reply with this image to a post i consider funnyroo. funnyroo means pedophilia btw uooooh ....out of 10 >now LMAO!!!!!! GOD im so FUCKIN edgy normalfags (if you say normie instead of normalfag your a tourist!!) do not interact!

2 Name: Anonymous : 2025-04-25 09:16 ID:9+ULSzvC

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with your thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing your kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and children should stay the fuck away.

Well, anyway, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you for about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2025-04-25 20:36 ID:gfX+zAFE

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

4 Name: Anonymous : 2025-04-27 04:37 ID:0WT4CCQl

>>3
big if true

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