(*´Д`) Let's talk about masturbation! (259)

1 Name: !sgMKR2DUjA 2005-08-08 14:23 ID:S7IIrmjd

I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?

What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?

It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.

2 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-08 23:07 ID:1BMpmm5p

I am doing it right now.

T y p i n g
w i t h
o n e
h a n d

I perfected it!

3 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-09 06:28 ID:Fk5xCERa

i tyyped thgis wsitgh m y p e n i s

4 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-10 03:15 ID:I1ByLqIT

> I know you do it.

hax!

5 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-10 04:07 ID:l2PRTrvj

> I know you do it.

zOMG government surveillance at work!

6 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-11 17:01 ID:Heaven

> I know you do it.

Is that you, Jesus?

7 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-12 06:49 ID:S5g75NzW

I will masturbate to Yukorin in 5 minutes or so!

8 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-12 07:05 ID:N40RSczm

I have this weird obsession that I have to cross my legs at the ankles in order to get into the mood when I masturbate.

I don't really know why and sometimes when I am going at it frantically, I'll get cramps from it.

9 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-08-16 18:38 ID:H74tl6mr

I like to use two hands and turn them as I go up and down -- my penis is big enough to allow this easily （*´∀｀)=3. I can't imagine a woman simulating this, but if I ever find one, HELL YEAH.
Also, waiting a few days to masturbate takes some willpower, but exploding like the first Chinese gunpowder rocket is truly a great thing. Try it!

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