I was no. 97! XD

But now, I have a long-distance gf who masturbates with me. Tis fun, I call her, and lately we talk dirty to one another until we have a few orgasms. I don't even need porn anymore. I just talk to her.

She's my soulmate, and I enjoy the time we spend, phone sex and all. Life just isn't so stressful anymore. XD