(*´Д`) Let's talk about masturbation! (259)

1 Name: !sgMKR2DUjA 2005-08-08 14:23 ID:S7IIrmjd

I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?

What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?

It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.

245 Name: Anonymous : 2021-06-07 22:21 ID:futY6MKu

Weird ass

246 Name: Anoonymous : 2021-06-07 22:50 ID:k6CCQqLu

I like to masterbate. which one is the best way to masterbate without sexual pornography in view of sight?

247 Name: Anonymous : 2021-06-08 03:08 ID:Heaven

I can't stop edging

248 Name: Anonymous : 2021-09-29 22:22 ID:i9avsx7f

Twin-cest is best

249 Name: Anonymous : 2021-09-30 13:03 ID:Pca9pV6i

masterbating without porn is tough you are better off not doing it at all however there is a way. go sit down without your phone and fap away. lube helps

250 Name: Anonymous : 2021-10-01 23:09 ID:TxRKMSiI

>>249 Just imagine porn in your head while you do it

251 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-09 01:31 ID:/3p1P9Ai

I've never used lube. Maybe it's because I'm uncut?

252 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-09 06:23 ID:Heaven

Never needed lube either. Cutting away a part of your penis before you can even decide if this is what you really want is a crime.

253 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-09 11:22 ID:Heaven

>>251
I use lube, but only when polishing the knob.

254 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-09 12:27 ID:sXtmslho

>>252
Fuck that, i'd rather not deal with shmegma even if I couldn't decide.

255 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-09 19:08 ID:Heaven

You need to not shower for 6 months to have smegma there.

256 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-12 04:50 ID:BwbGj4wB

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257 Name: Anonymous : 2021-12-16 05:55 ID:/c3BqIiO

I came into a white sock once and forgot about it.
Found it and the cum and made the sock all discolored and there was starting to form a black spot.
I've never felt so dissapointed and shocked before and threw it away. Feel like one of those people you see on old 4chan with their disgusting house and lifestyle.
Let this be a warning to wankers to clean not do this.

258 Name: Anonymous : 2021-12-16 09:49 ID:+3P9k9Ec

>>254

goy cope

259 Name: Anonymous : 2021-12-17 00:47 ID:Heaven

>>258
Doesn't make sense to call it a non-jewish cope when he is probably circumcised because of jewish parents, or insane "tradition" in USA. Underage circumcision should be a crime. It's a horrible practice and many grow up feeling damaged because of it.

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