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47 KB Chocobo 10/31/05(Mon)23:55 No.3216376
What's your earliest perverted memory?>> Anonymous 10/31/05(Mon)23:57 No.3216399
Coming out of my mother's vag.>> Anonymous 10/31/05(Mon)23:57 No.3216400
fantasies about stabbing baby yoshi with a kitchen knife>> Anonymous 10/31/05(Mon)23:57 No.3216408
Whaddya mean, perverted?>> Chocobo 11/01/05(Tue)00:00 No.3216440
My earliest perverted memory was when I was 7 at a baby sitters. We had "nap time" and I wanted to see what was in a girls pants. So I turned to the girl next to me and I pulled down her pants while she was sleeping, I don't remember her age but she was around my age.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:00 No.3216448
something about drama>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:00 No.3216449
when i was five, i spent the night a my cousins (same age same sex male) and we played with eachothers weewee (laughing innocently) under the covers. my uncle pulled the sheets off us and told us to pull up our underwear and go to bed. true story.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:01 No.3216463
Masturbating in 4th grade to gay magazines I found in my bathroom. It was five years later I came out of the closet.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:04 No.3216495
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oh you meant ...never mindpic in keeping with the holiday spirit>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:04 No.3216496
hi! i am david, i have 12 years, a friend of my older brother show me the page of niklas and now i am a fan. Sometimes niklas and his friends act strange, but other times they act like me. i don't like boys but, like my favorite story "ten seconds to save the world",when i was 10 years a friend and i played superheroes with old tights and leotards of my sister who study ballet. we have fun, but my father saw us, and when i went to bed that night he spanked me in the bottom and told me not to play with girls clothes again.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:04 No.3216497
>>3216376swim lessons in grade school, one of the tests for getting a badge was to keep your eyes open underwater. that's when i noticed girls for the first time, and started circling them like a shark.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:05 No.3216511
When I was a little kid I got a boner watching The Great Muppet Caper. It was at the part where Kermit and Miss Piggy get tied to a chair. I thought I had to pee.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:08 No.3216544
the ropes in gym class.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:08 No.3216548
i was 13 or so and plating FFVII and i wanted to fuck hermaphrodite tifa. i was like tifa would be way better with a big floppy cock for me to suck on beofre i fucked her in her cunt. that's when i started to hate myself.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:09 No.3216555
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whoa me too>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:10 No.3216564
Did anyone else have a fetish for diapers when they were little? (5-6)>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:12 No.3216592
Baby sitter, all the way.Tried to break in on her in the bathroom. She overpowered me.I let her. <3>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:12 No.3216597
Looking at Playboy magazines when I was 3.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:15 No.3216634
rubbing bologna on my dick so my dog would lick it off.and then later putting a hotdog in my butt. it broke, so i had to poop it out.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:15 No.3216639
I know her. /r/ more pics pls.kthxbye>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:17 No.3216663
Don't remember well. I know I started to masturbate all the time when I was 12, but I think before that there were a coupe things. I had a big teddy bear I used to ride when I was little, I think I had more than the usual amount of fun.I do know that my parents told me about sex when I was in 1st grade and I went around saying sex is good and almost got them in deep trouble. Sad, isn't it?>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:19 No.3216698
Back in the 80's when satelite was new there was a chip you could get that would let you get pay stuff for free. Needless to say I found the adult channels. And then there were the magazines I found in the closet. And my first computer (a beast with 33mgz processor, like 36 megs or ram and like 80 or 90 megs of memmory)there was a shareware clip art disk that had some naked comic book characters (X-men porn). So it's been down hill since I was around 7.>> Love and Peace 11/01/05(Tue)00:20 No.3216708
My earliest perverted memories are scatological (anal phase and all that), and are such that I'd rather not talk about them, even on 4chan.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:21 No.3216719
>>3216663My parents are the same way. o_o; Spooky.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:21 No.3216721
I remember my first fap. I must have been about 6 or 7, and it wasn't so much a fap as a "LOL!! Poking peenor feel good." For a few years (until I learned about sex), I thought I had discovered some fantastic new ability of the human body.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:23 No.3216740
When I was about 8 or so, I had a dream where I ran into some scantily-clad women at the beach. One had a giant cock that flopped out of her swimsuit, and promptly fell off her body. I picked it up off the ground and sucked on it like a popsicle.