ITT we do this:

I am sad because...

I'll go first:

I am sad because I completely lack inspiration to do anything and can't find out why.

I am sad because I forgot what feelings are like.

I am sad because my cat died.

I've never really been sad... though, I guess I'm sad because aside from a manga/anime like event happening to me, which is very improbable, I'll probably never experience love between a man and woman.

I am sad because I don't know what triggers bold text around here, only italics.

http://wakaba.c3.cx/docs/docs.html#WakabaMark

now post in the Happy thread~!

I am sad because so many people in my immediate life are neurotic but me. :/

(・A・) I'm sad because I can't get the printer to work.

I am sad because I have no one I can confide in.

I am sad because i have for some reason i can never relax

or i always have to be scared or worried about something, i dont know why it seems to be built into me Orz

I am sad because I am dead.

I am sad because professors are assholes and treat you like dirt unless you're their special pet, no matter how smart you are

I am sad because I've been floundering in a void since high school with no way out.

I am sad because love is never fair and always winds up with someone getting hurt.

I am sad because I am in debt. I am also sad that there are more posts in sad thread than happy thread. The world is so sad. I'm also sad because my favorite band broken up and my wisdom tooth hurts.

I am sad because I've got no real friends. And I'm in love with a straight guy again (hi dan)

I am sad because I have no goal in life.

I am sad because this thread is haunted by >>12

I am sad because I won't be passing the subject on second try.

I am sad because I keep oversleeping my class.

I am sad because my girlfriend is deployed to Afghanistan and can't be here for Christmas.

i am sad because i am stuck living at home, i can't get a job, and i've never had a girlfriend PH34R

I'm sad because >>23 owned me for sadness.

>>24

i pwned you ;D

I'm sad because I'm not happy.

I'm sad because you people are not posting enough sad stuff to make me feel better about myself.

I'm sad because I'm NEET and don't know what to do with my life.

I am sad because I haven't been with a woman in over four years.

I am sad because no one replied to my post in the other topic.

i'm sad because i haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years.. and for some reason i really don't want one right now either.

I am sad because i have no motivation to succeed

i am sad because i never had a girlfriend even though im a prettyboy

i am sad because i rejected two girls who had a crush on me and one who confessed to me because of my own patheticness and shyness and cowardice and insecurity