ITT we do this:

I am sad because...

I'll go first:

I am sad because I completely lack inspiration to do anything and can't find out why.

>>167
Whatever, anti-otoko otoko

moe for anti-otoko otoko

>>166-169 = otoko otaku?

>>170
otoko otaku otoko

>>170 not too sure if we're all otokos, but otakus? definitely! (^v^)

>>172
speak for yourself

I'm sad because I'm failing school again and this time I won't get a second chance. Suicide ahoy!

>>174
Please don't kill yourself.

>>175
That's not a very convincing argument.

>>176

If you kill yourself, I'll start calling you Suicide Otoko.

>>174
Don't do that! :(

I am sad because yesterday my mother brought home a puppy that she found, and just as we'd decided to keep it tonight, its owners showed up (´･ω･`) I guess it's for the best but I would have liked to have a puppy!

I'm sad because >>179 didn't get a puppy.

But I'm happy for the puppy and the owners.

>>177
You gotta do better than that.

>>178
You're just making me want to do it more. People that pretend to care but don't make me sad :(

>>181
How can we care about you when you're anonymous? All we have to judge you on are your posts in this thread, and frankly, those posts sucked. BUT there's probably someone who knows you in real life who would care. For this person's sake, don't do it.

Why do I care about that person? The golden rule. If I were in that person's situation, I would want someone to talk my loved one out of suicide, so there you go.

Now, I really doubt that you are serious. If not, maybe the above was good for a laugh. If so, though, then seriously don't do it, and I've just summed up why I care.

>>181
If you're going to kill yourself, at least do it on live webcam.

>>182
There are still noble people on the internet

I do not know you, >>181 but it makes me sad that you want to kill yourself. :(
I honestly hope you don't do it. If it's school you're having problems with then you can't be that far into your life. You've still got plenty of time! Cheer up.

>>182
So I should live for someone else? That doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Maybe I'm just too selfish.

>>185 Cheer up.
Thanks!!!!!

I'm sad because every time I go to the mall* I always always seem to mount a ONE MAN FAG PARADE into Suncoast.

Yes, THAT penis otaku house, Suncoast. Once there I seem to pace in front of the pocky, if someone else were to come into the store I would quickly move to a "normal" section and fake browse; I say fake browse because in my mind I'm only thinking POCKY.

Now I use to consider myself pretty good at just remaining a "anime fag" and not crossing over to wotaku and pocky represents the Monument of a Crisis that is the non-existing line.

I 4-ch/Yoshinoya/nullpo and I still cant get that fucking pocky no matter how hard I try; Nothing, no combination of factors can defeat pocky. Not even Blue Eyes White Dragon. Not even close.

So yeah, I can't reccomend pocky to noobs like me.

• RARE, OH GOD HIKIKOMORI

>>187 Pocky is so mediocre it's not even funny (a little less mediocre and it would be hilarious)! Go find a truly delicious treat!

Pocky < pork buns

so i can eat pork buns and not have my fragile defense pocky wall torn down? also are the bu-n's hard to catch
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I'm sad cause I can't bun

i'm sad because i asked a girl out and she said yes.
how the hell am i supposed to write good poetry without angst?

>>192
Have totally horrible sex, and then when she can't even bring herself to touch you afterwards, you're set.

I am gonna hang out with my friends in a few days. I always find those situations awkward and depressing. I am very shy and introvert, even around them sometimes but I can't help feeling like this. I always feel bad after having a good time. Help.

>>194
Well, that's life. But I know how you feel.

I'm sad because >>187 is deranged, funny, and amusing all at the same time, leading me to believe he has a mental illness, and thus causing me to have confused sets of feelings.

I am sad because "let's get 1000 by orz!!!!!!!" has been closed.

I'm sad because this cold I have is making studying for my final in French (tomorrow, oshi--) just about impossible.

I am sad because if my long-distance girlfriend manages to get into college this year, I will only be with her for a maximum of one weekend this summer. If she doesn't get into college, her parents have threatened to throw her out.

>>199 preoccupy her so she can't focus on getting into college. Then she'll have to move in with you! After she gets there, preoccupy her further so she doesn't get a job. When you get home, drink all you want! You deserve it with all the preoccupying you've been working hard to do.

Aahh, I can see your beautiful relationship blossoming!

I'm sad because in the end I was the one who fell for a player, even though I tried so hard to seem like I was the one playing...

Eurgh... 12 months...

I'm sad because I can't think of anything sad to post. (,,ﾟДﾟ)

I am a japaniese . do you have any questions about 2ch?
by the way , anonymous( english)=匿名（日本語）

>>203

ガッ

>>203 where do VIPPERS come from

I'm sad because ... Well, I'm not sad really, just hung over.

I am sad because I have just reformatted my PC and cannot be fucked installing everything again. Oh, and I don't have the east-asian language pack installed anymore and I returned the Windows XP CD already.

I am happy when I think about meeting the girl I like, but sad when I think about how long it will be before that happens.

I am sad when I think of how "trollers" or "flamers" must feel to not be able to carry on proper discussions, and what must have happened in their lives affect them so.

I am sad because my torrent is going slowly

>>209 Some trolls do it for fun with no ~underlying emotional cause~ :o(

>>205
hell

I am sad because the only guy I currently love and want is one of my best friends who already has a girlfriend... and this has somehow ruined my friendship with another friend. And now my only comfort is reading about how sad other people are.

>>213

Only in yaoi he would go gay for you.

I don't make friends with 'pretty' guys because I am afraid I will go gay for them..

>>214

He doesn't need to go gay for me. I'm a girl. XD

I am sad that people like >>215 don't go gay for pretty guys

i'm sad because girls never ask me out. and then they get mad at me for waiting so long to ask them out. why do the guys always have to do everything?

I'm sad because the girls >>218 know suck for not asking him out.

I am sad i dont have a friend who is a girl or a boy no matter how much I try because of my cused unsocial shyness. :-(

I'm sad because I'm 23 and haven't really done anything. My physical age doesn't concern me in the slightest, but the rest of the world is moving on when I'm not. Being in a boring office job is extremely unfulfilling, and moving up the ranks to management offers nothing but more stress and less free time. I think my hobbies (eg being a geek) are the only thing keeping me sane, but at the same time, are holding me back.

(But, I've been inspired by others to try and change it. So there's hope for me yet)

>>220

Me too... i'm not very sociable.
i just got friends that i've known when i was in elementary school.
What do you mean by : "no matter how much I try"
What do you try to do to make friends ?

>>221

Try to get a job related to your hobbies.
do you have friends who have the same hobbies as you ?

Getting a job related to your hobbies is a good way to destroy the joy you get from your hobbies, though, if you are not careful.

I'm sad because, not only will not-gay people not go gay for me, i'm so boring and unattractive that even people who are already gay won't go gay for me.

I am japanese.
What is everyones country of this BBS

>>222

221 here. I've got friends with the same hobbies, but... the ones my age are moving on, and the ones younger than me will be moving on.

>>223

Yeah, I agree. I adore computers, but after studying and working with them for a while I just got sick of them. Now they're strictly hobby.

I'm going to give up working full time and go study next year. Get my life back into gear, and such.

>>225

If you have trouble talking to people individually, then don't. Just hang around with a group until you're comfortable. An easy way to get with a group is a hobby. For example, an anime club. When they go out, you tag along and you'll slowly get to know them, and open up. Especially when hanging out with other geeks, they know you're not going to be the life of the party, because they aren't either.

>>227
Thanks for your advice. (T.T)..... To put in in a simple way your words really are inspiring I will try to do what you say when summer vacation is finished.But I have a feeling that they don't hang around because I was in the anime club last year they go home after club is finished. But still thanks for the hope. Your words really touched my heart because this was the first time anyone took my loneliness seriously. Until now it was me talking to myself which was very depressing. SORRY it turned out to be a long paragraph.Thank You Very Much. ('_;)

>>228

don't worry
say to yourself that there are much more lonely people than you can imagine. I know this comment is shit but i just wanted to say it... orz

>>223
This is why iichan wins, albeit in a subtle and difficult-to-spot manner.

I'm sad because I have no girlfriend. No, scratch that, I'm sad because I have very few friends and no girlfriend either. The girlfriend bit is mostly due to my being picky and all "pah, another would-be motorcycle accessory, doesn't she realize that beards can also indicate hardcore geekhood?". My real friends are on the Inurnets and I see them like twice a year.

>>228

haha, maybe anime club is a bad example then. I dunno how old you are or what it's like where you live... another example, a forum I go to, they have meetups sometimes. Plenty of friendships there.

I guess it all depends on what you can do. Just don't turn down opportunities out of fear and you'll find things tend to get better.

listen up, motherfuckers.
there are so many words on this thread, and it makes me feel like sick.
now i realized this is becasue most of you do not use AA often.

go and get some funny AA from here.

http://aa5.2ch.net/aasaloon/

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>>229
ummm... The comment wasn't really shit. Thanks for saying there are other lonely people because that does make me feel kind of better.
>>231
I will try.
btw I am in a H.S. in N.Y.

Thanks everyone for giving me hope. :-)

I am sad because I had a nice weekend planned but all the girls I asked out had some lame excuse not to come.

My dog just farted (´･ω･`)

I am sad because I am starting to dislike my only friend and I don't know what to do about it. ＿|￣|○ I feel utterly shameful.

>>239
Get more friends.

I am sad because I'm sick and possibly might suffer from an inner ear infection.

I'm sad because I can't use my computer till Tuesday and for now I'm stuck using shitty Windows XP.

I'm sad because I just ate a huge piece of cheesecake I didn't really need, negating the 30 minutes I had previously spend running. :(

>>241 Enjoy your doujin games!

my laptop died (;_;)
and now i have to use my dad's windows xp machine because my brother is using the other freebsd machine ~~~~＞_＜~~~~

i'm sad because i eat too much

I'm sad because my balls hurt. No, seriously, they fucking hurt a whole lot and I don't know why. I think I'm going to have to see a doctor. -.-

I'm sad because I have nothing to be sad !

I'm sad because >>248 is an insensitive jerk. Feel netter, >>246!

>>249 and by "netter" I meant "better."

I'm sad because >249 didn't tell me to feel netter

I'm sad because I have to go to a stupid fucking art class in 40 minutes.

i'm sad because i won't have internet for the next couple days

I'm sad because I don't have a toothbrush here and my teeth taste like ass and my jerk friend won't let me drink any more of his milk because I have drank like half of the jug in the last two days.

I'm sad because I am anonymous.

I am sad because I have very few friends, and am loosing the few I have, slowly, by my incompetent tries to become a social person and to hold on to them. Being a school addict, and a weirdo, and of the nerd-geeky type, killed my social life. :(

I ran out of Pocky. And not all stores in New York sells them. T_T

im sad because im tired all the time, as in- sleepy.

I either need to stop drinking or start sleping more.

I'm sad because kanji are hard.

i'm sad because i can think of absolutely nothing comforting to say to any of you.

i am sad because i can think of absolutely nothing comforting to say to any of you.

>>259
Hey guys! Let's make a language!

Ooh ooh I know! Let's have TWENTY THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING CHARACTERS! That'll teach those slit-eyed bastards!

>>262
In some ways kanji or hanzi are superior. Word recognition is a lot easier, for example, allowing highly proficient speakers to read much faster.

That's part of the reason why hangul is one of the best writing scripts; each character is three letters, allowing much faster reading than in English or Arabic for example.

>>262
im sad because i know that this will never work

im sad because im cherry,now im 26 years old.

The fact that there are still idiots in the world that think like >>262 makes me sad. 笨蛋 u_u

The amount of characters is debateable. Findings put the total to over 100,000, but most of these are rarely, if ever used.

>>266
2000 is bad enough, and way too much for anyone who hasn't been learning them all their life.
Hell, 1000 is bad enough.