ITT we do this:

I am sad because...

I'll go first:

I am sad because I completely lack inspiration to do anything and can't find out why.

I am sad because i have no motivation to succeed

i am sad because i never had a girlfriend even though im a prettyboy

i am sad because i rejected two girls who had a crush on me and one who confessed to me because of my own patheticness and shyness and cowardice and insecurity

i am sad because i fell in love at first sight and got her to hate me because of spreaded out rumors by jealous guys and i cant move on

>>32-34 is very very very sad indeed.

Hey, consider sending something to one of the girls who you rejected, maybe they won't try to burn you in return, and you can post in the happy thread.

I am sad because my life is a surreal nightmare. I sometimes wonder if I am a character in a Franz Kafka short story.

>>37

Write a book about it!

I think Kafka already did.

(・A・) I am sad because it's been a year since I last made sex with a female.

I am sad because I have no disk space left.

I'm sad because my boyfriend lives on the other side of the world, we can barely communicate because neither of us can fluently speak the other's language and because it'll be another 6 months till I can afford a ticket to see him for only 2months before repeating the cycle.

HAR! Beat that!

>>40
It's been four and a half years for me. I've given up on it altogether.

>>42 at least get a boyfriend you can talk to! And I mean that in the most literal sense!

>>44

I'm hoping I'll be able to learn the language to a reasonable extent where it will no longer be a problem :( But yes, perhaps that would be my most realistic resort. I like to believe actions speak louder than words, but this is ridiculous.

>>45 Sure they do, but I mean, it's pretty far out to expect a stable romantic relationship without being able to communicate :( How did it even begin?

>>46

I met him on an extended summer vacation in Shenzhen, got to know him over the 2 months through translation help of my friends. Alone we can just about understand each other without too many problems, but that's because speech is kept basic.
Language is the worst barrier...

ITT I am sad because I met an awesome cute girl at a party today but I didn't have the chance to get her number and probably won't see her again.

I´m sad because the girl I like acts cold towards me and ignores me.

I'm sad because the girl who likes me won't leave me alone, even though I've told her several times that we were done for good. ＿|￣|○

>>49

I'm sure there's probably a good reason...

I'm sad because most of the posters on 4-ch seem to be losers :(

I'm sad because >>52 called me a loser. :(

I am sad because my girlfreind told me she hates me but she still is with me.. i dont understand.

I am sad because world4ch is blocked at school :(

Also, no Shift-JIS support :(

;_;

i am sad because i haven't been able to get japanese input working in kde.
and also because i refuse to take antidepressants.

I'm sad because in June, Squeeks plans to step down as leader of 4-ch. :(

I'm sad because I have no freaking social life!
And also because I hate people.

I think there's a connection. That makes me even more sad.

Man: Yo! What the fuck are you lookin' at?
Suit: Would it hurt for you to speak respectably to others?
Man: Nigga what? Are you black? You looks black, but dat must just be black paint on yo' skin!
Suit: Never mind. I apologize. I'm sorry.
Man: You sorry? Don't say sorry to me! Say sorry to yo momma! Call her up right now! Say sorry dat you lost yo' real color!

I'm sad because >>59 didn't follow the correct format.

>>59
Took away my sadness.

I'm sad cuz I wanted to find any reason to be sad and I couldn't find it :(

I'm sad because I don't know what to do today.

I'm sad because I asked a girl out and got turned down.

I'm sad for >>64. :(

i'm sad because i couldn't get up enough courage to ask a girl out even after she said she would say yes if i asked her.

>>66
You already asked her indirectly!

You are not sad 66. You are pathetic. Just ask her!

>>66
Wow! You win the thread.

i'm sad because i think i'm dying

>>70 that sucks dude. make the most of what time you have. That goes for all of us.

I'm sad because I can't get a job.

I'm sad because people think I'm a White Supremacist while in fact I'm homosexual and a liberal democrat. :(

I come from the VIP of 2ch.
I'm real tyu. Sorry

I'm really sad now because I wanted to play Majoras Mask on my n64 tonight but the power-adapter is missing.

>>70
I'm sad for you:(

>>73
KAMI! White Supremacist with WS for ID.

I'm sad because it may be my n64 >>75 borrowed

(`・ω・´）SHAKIIN

I'm sad because I was fooling around with my Korean IME and found ∮ but now I can't locate it anymore. :(

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I'm sad because I've dropped into 4chan's /b/ for a quick look and it's still the same turd hole now as it was one year ago on this date.

I'm sad because I did a stupid thing and I lost the sweetest guy in the world.

>>77
Uhm, It's my own n64.

I am sad because my life have been darkness for the last 2 years..... bullied, rejected, failure, patheticness....

>>81 lol for truth

I am sad because the person that can never love me, I will love for the rest of my life.

I am sad because I am stuck on dial-up, but it's better than no internet at all...I guess :_(

I'm sad that so many people don't realize that a few kind words and a grand smile does make a difference.

>>86

I am sad because I own that dog

I'm sad because I'm 10 too early for 100 get

>>90
orz

I am sad because my girlfriend is leaving to another city 1020 km far away from here

>>92
My girlfriend is 12,000km far from here.

I'm sad because I bought an old book printed in 1862 (kawaii desu ne?!) but it's a bit moldy so we have to get it cleaned...and that costs some serious money.

I'm sad cause I played 5 rounds of Soldat and my team lost all of them

I'm sad because my (long-distace) beloved is visiting me again, but we're not gonna be able to shag as much as we usually do. Stupid school.

I am sad because i have waited for en email from a person i really like for over a month and cannot wait any longer
＿|￣|○

I am sad because I feel worthless and like a waste of air, and I can't figure out why.

I am sad because the next poster is gonna get 100GET.

100GET!

I am sad because the pervious poster 100GOT

I'm sad because you people are so sad that you actually care about things like 100GET.

Also because I'm still posting about how sad I am in this sad thread.

In fact I'm sad because this thread wasn't named "TEH EMO THREAD".

orz

I'm sad cause >>102 thinks being sad is being emo. I'm not emo. I'm just sad

I'm sad because I'm in love with a girl who is about 200 miles away right now.

Today was (and is) such a bad day that I just want to cry myself to sleep tonight.

(´･ω･`) I'm not sure why I'm sad, but I am. A bit.

>>104

Poor baby. Try 6000 miles sometime.

I am sad because i can no longer feel anything.

>>107
actually, in a few years she might be almost 6000 miles away (about 5925 miles according to http://www.indo.com/distance/)...

I'm sad because my cherry tree only put out 2 blossoms this year.

I'm sad because I'm posting on this thread....

i wish everyone on this thread will receive hapiness and joy

>>112
I'm sad because they won't..

I'm sad because I cannot get a life outside of studying atm.

>>114
wow sounds like we are starting to get close to the feeling of 2ch yay

if what i feel isnt depression then i want to know what is.

I'm sad because me and my friends have finally gotten older and now our worlds are falling apart

I am sad because Anonyloli doesn't have a fan club for me to join

I'm sad cause of the incestry and pedophilia going on in the [GUILT] Anonymous Confession Thread [SHAME] thread. I left 4chan's /b/ because of all that. I know that the posters are DQN but still...

I'm sad because of the state of the world.

>>120
It does have [GUILT] [SHAME] tags after all!

I'm sad because I'm dying a little inside day by day.

I'm sad because I kind of like a girl that lives far away, but I don't want a long-distance relationship.

I'm sad because I feel that everything I try to do fails.

>>124
fail

im sad because i didnt get into AP Computer Science

>>125
I didn't fail at failing. That's a start.

>>126
What?

I'm sad because there's no way we're not going to get fucked by global warming.

>>126
That does suck, what class do you have to take instead?

i'm sad because global warming isn't real... i wish it was, some warm weather would be nice...

I'm sad because people like >>130 spread viral misinformation.