Maybe i've been drinking something. Not much, but i am a terrible lightweight but anyway is THIS not the GREATEST THING EVER:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110017621747#ebayphotohosting
IT's an ELASTIC BAND with a MOUSTACHE
a brilliant moustache too, i'd love a moustache like that. holy god
what?