Me, I keep it pretty damn real. I keep it so real it's lucid.

I just try to stick to rationals and irrationals, no problems there. Just keep that i outta here and your'e ready to go cruisin da hood.

I am taking the square root of a negative number as we speak

OH SHI-

I just knew that the Mathematics people would have a field day with keeping it real.

But I keep it just a little realer.

I chill out, maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b'ball outside of the school

I keep it real in moderation.

I always order my steak medium-real.

If a number can't come real,
Then I don't need that stumper
The concept of the variable
Can take it in the dumper

I don't keep it real. I live in a fantasy world where I can fly and anime grows on trees.

I use SCIENCE.

When keeping it real goes too far.

>>9 is talking about the internet

>>8 is win

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(；｀Д´) Why bother keeping it real? There's fapping to be done!

I slap my bitches when they get out of line.

i use Windows XP

Ah you're living the dream =) One day I hope to live there too

i reply to threads from 14 years ago

Same

>>15
I'm surprised how this statement is still currently relevant.

by watching Teddy Rubskin

Hard work and a hearty breakfast.

With the help of jisaku jien

Working 9 to 5..

I suffer.

>>22
RIP Ted

By visiting your mom.

Mommy?

>>29
Lady Dimitrescu; mammoth mommy milkers from the 2.9m tall vampire

>>30
She's the Resident Evil of the 8th age (Village).

War keeps thing real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dBdlZTvRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMljKqFc4vk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FsCbnEdKo0

>>32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i55OYnPaUl4

https://nitter.cc/ProsodiJ/status/1391475451520901123

Emoji ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

>>32
War Frame Pilot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n068fel-W9I

I prefer to keep things unreal. I don't not like reality at the moment

>>30
dimitrescu my beloved milf.....when she yells at men <3

I wasn't all that attracted to Lady D but after seeing her enough she grew on me

>>39
Lady Dimitrescu is too tall.

>>40
I like tall women. And short women, but not midgets. I like most kinds of women. I'm too ugly to be picky

Did they not make the doors taller for her in that mansion or does she grow?

I keep it real by laughing at fags who became butthurt due to a lying trolling YouTuber:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nR1o3ZiOyfg&lc=Ugy0tiL0jNAzT8PzqaZ4AaABAg - "Jaystation Faking Girlfriend's Death For Views - YouTube"