Unusual Insults/Curses (78)

1 Name: Nox Puss : 2007-03-20 13:13 ID:LM3b2b+B

Sooo...Everyone needs a thread for unusual insults and curses. Suggest away. I'll start...

-Insults-
Idol of Idiot Worshippers
Scuzzbucket
Long streak of piss
Queenlicker
Buttmunch
Crud Eater
That's so het (in response to someone calling you gay. Duh.)

-Curses-
Sacra forda (someone assures me this is latin for 'holy pregnant cow', but I have no idea)
Curses!
Fornication!
For the love of the internet...

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-20 14:16 ID:Heaven

Suck a bag of dicks

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-20 15:13 ID:LMqYXGd1

bubulum stercus! - It's latin for "Bullshit!"

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-20 22:17 ID:/FvR1xT0

You're rumbled!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-20 22:18 ID:/FvR1xT0

Fuckmunch is one I seem to use a lot. Not out loud though.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-21 02:25 ID:swMmBNce

Fucktard

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-21 04:19 ID:uPgwq+hU

i often put curses in innapropriate places

"holy ass!"
"holy mother of crap"
"jesus fucking shit!"

etc.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-21 17:08 ID:eLWfeKDf

>>7

"father fucking christmas!"

9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-21 23:44 ID:+vwCx7a8

Yu Yevon in a Fruit Basket -- on a Final Fantasy board.
(Yu Yevon is the "evil god" in FF10)

May the cat eat him and the devil eat the cat -- an Irish Curse

Pug ma Thon -- Irish for kiss my ass.

Farfignuton

Asshat

Jackhole

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-22 23:49 ID:Heaven

piss waif

11 Name: Arvalee : 2010-04-15 08:03 ID:UWlKmf+A

Jizz Basket

12 Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-15 16:01 ID:Heaven

>>11
Cool three year bump, bro.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-15 18:02 ID:GL4dPulU

>>12

I, for one, am glad he bumped it.

Dickholster

Turd courier

Shit magnet

Penis wrangler

14 Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-15 18:03 ID:GL4dPulU

ITT Dicks, Butts, and Poop

15 Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-16 03:34 ID:ZVDrxdu2

>>14

Dickbutt

16 Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-21 12:52 ID:q72WNZ0t

"Fucking chowderhead."

If dropped at the right time will deal an insurmountable blow to the opponent.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2010-04-26 03:29 ID:SvKvJyEw

Muffinfucker

Taint tickler

Schoolboy bottom bitch

18 Name: Unclefucker : 2010-07-23 23:47 ID:/c+Cmj+n

greasy pederast

19 Name: Anonymous : 2010-07-24 08:48 ID:RgtHxgHG

poo-poo head

20 Name: Anonymous : 2010-10-18 11:07 ID:MqzJcazA

cunt bucket

21 Name: Anonymous : 2010-10-21 19:03 ID:Uh7bHUz6

CUNT-DRAGON.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2010-10-21 22:47 ID:qRX/Kjuu

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2010-10-26 12:51 ID:T6e1vC/e

Above is win.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2011-02-21 23:01 ID:doGAbw8U

Fuckdragon
Bitchbox

25 Name: Anonymous : 2011-02-24 12:02 ID:xXaUcxwt

Dickbiscuit

26 Name: Anonymous : 2011-03-18 20:52 ID:jff3guyb

Go eat a carrot.

(It's good advice!)

27 Name: Anonymous : 2011-03-23 04:31 ID:+k9pVdYh

Squeeks

28 Name: Anonymous : 2011-03-23 14:19 ID:ZAUH9Gnt

29 Name: Anonymous : 2011-03-24 08:40 ID:+9EKPH2+

Dickwank
Flopcunt
Pisstits
Spasticface

30 Name: Anonymous : 2011-03-30 14:48 ID:pvSlFTNi

May a sow litter in your bedroll!

31 Name: Anonymous : 2011-04-05 18:18 ID:MV7AAeFT

you sir are a fizzle!

32 Name: anonymouse : 2011-05-16 18:45 ID:eEnRkEOI

cuntbucket
asscracker
fucknut
cockwagger

33 Name: Anonymous : 2011-06-11 19:53 ID:HliPcogc

Shitting dick nipple.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2011-06-15 02:17 ID:s4HIMmIG

Bitchpudding.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2011-07-29 04:51 ID:2jmVBqKs

Bitch, you aint nothin but a yeast pit on stilts.

36 Name: NotexactlyOrnery : 2011-11-27 14:48 ID:Qi6i3TVD

Cuntmuffin
Badgering Bunchmutt
Fornicated Fuckflap
Asscake
Duke of Unparalleled Fuckassery
Confounded Hob-knocker (One who partakes in confounded hob-knockery)
Douchecanoe

37 Name: immature : 2012-01-23 13:30 ID:VkuxnBvr

top of 178 + finmaths ll up to 6...3.4, 4.2, 6.3, 6.4, 6.5, 6.6,...tutte 2 question 4b a6nd

38 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-02 23:45 ID:Qzu5BZp/

Asscrackpussy
Buttlover
Count of Cunt

39 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-03 06:19 ID:7+cQAoiB

Someone on the internet called me an "asspharaoh" once.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-03 20:04 ID:Vwqufjmc

>>39
That's a pretty good one

41 Name: myname : 2012-02-07 05:14 ID:7Rg2SpVQ

You Mavis!

Even if I explained it wouldn't make sense.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-10 00:35 ID:Qi6i3TVD

Buttporpoise

Asshat

Douchenozzle

Fucksack

Cuntbutter

Vaginal Sponge

Lecherous Leech

Libidinous Harlot

Lard sucking homo lord

Titprince

43 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-10 16:18 ID:XEiTN32F

sassy molassy

44 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-11 23:10 ID:KtSsIogx

Asstronaut.

45 Name: THE GRIM REAPER : 2012-02-14 13:25 ID:F+ACGN9B

you shit fucking cok festing mother fucking sister sucking pussy killing vag licking turd tactacling forest shaving cum dricking child melesterling preist fucking mother fucker!

46 Name: THE GRIM REAPER : 2012-02-24 13:00 ID:F+ACGN9B

shit licking ass duncker

47 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-29 23:29 ID:t3WBS+6x

Dummkopf.

48 Name: Tiffany : 2012-07-18 17:22 ID:PHfRD+Rg

Mother-fucking-asshole-cunt-bitch. You gotta say it fast though.

49 Name: Anonymous : 2012-07-18 21:23 ID:XOIr7HFP

>>48 is a big fat butt.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2012-07-19 19:00 ID:Ia9H/GLr

>>49 and >>51 are big fat butts

51 Name: Anonymous : 2012-07-26 00:09 ID:XOIr7HFP

>>50 is a dokyun.

52 Name: Anonymous : 2013-06-30 05:51 ID:qA+hLmmH

Eat a bowl of fuck.

53 Name: Maria : 2013-08-08 03:13 ID:Y9tmhYYb

dickclapper
works every timeeeee!

54 Name: Anonymous : 2013-08-12 00:18 ID:cJx8219R

Spergmaster Prime

55 Name: Anonymous : 2013-08-23 18:43 ID:rjrQYRDN

>>47
Woah there

56 Name: Anonymous : 2013-09-10 06:17 ID:0Ujy0xdo

I saw someone on a forum use "godcunting" once.

57 Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-02 22:49 ID:977ZFX5W

I recently heard the phrase "You fucking melon." I then wondered if it had any relation to the game Façade.

58 Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-09 12:20 ID:0Ujy0xdo

I came here through the late iichan, which had these boards listed on the sidebar. Wakachan continues the tradition.

59 Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-09 12:20 ID:0Ujy0xdo

>>58
I also totally meant to post this in the thread under this one.

60 Name: max : 2013-10-11 15:21 ID:c5nIgVsG

Bikers vs Cars

61 Name: eizi 42th : 2013-10-26 05:16 ID:T3efXCZy

>>60 oh! waooooo!

62 Name: Anonymous : 2013-11-09 16:28 ID:ZMHreIJm

holy mother of god of shit

I heard this in a Madoka Magica parody and couldn't help but laugh

63 Name: Anonymous : 2013-11-19 09:51 ID:iAWlAJg5

I hope you never get laid

64 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-21 08:35 ID:uqxHTCoa

Felchfestering netstain.

65 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-26 01:35 ID:0Ujy0xdo

From an LP I'm watching right now: Holy Dicklicker!

66 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-02 12:42 ID:JWPOnAIJ

Cussing swearwanker.

67 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-03 12:51 ID:Gz/boLWp

Suck on shit you damned piss-skate.

68 Name: Anonymous : 2021-03-21 01:08 ID:Zmu49b8d

69 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-03 22:04 ID:2vpZ1gtP

April Fools!

70 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-05 08:27 ID:g+Sy/GPo

Curse:
On September 11 I'm going to drug you then surgically attach a bomb inside your vagina. You will wake up at about 2:00 pm I will detonate the bomb at 2:01 pm. You have one minute to defuse the bomb (but actually any wire you cut will blow up the bomb).

71 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-05 18:52 ID:Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGPKKSymHHM
Comment Hate - PBG, ProJared, JonTron & The Completionist (MAGFest 12)

72 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-07 01:25 ID:9GubK4Kj

Zoomer

73 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-07 02:41 ID:rIsptyBg

I think I just overdosed on caffeine

74 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-07 03:45 ID:ZL8xg/tV

>>72
Chill out man, we may be talking about insults but there's no need to be THAT rude.

75 Name: tripfag!3GqYIJ3Obs : 2021-04-07 07:23 ID:d5dN7Yci

hi

76 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-07 11:47 ID:Nb2N3oow

>>74

No he is right GTFO.

77 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-07 12:01 ID:Heaven

>>76
you first :)

78 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-08 07:31 ID:sQNb7QGU

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