Alrighty then. A nice, non-pube-board-nieghbored boardy thing.
go.
Alright, let's go write some plays!
somebody write something!
Is anybody else's play only going to be 2/3 of 5 pages of plot and the rest translation?
Only for you, Nellie.
Yo! My play is called "Vlad Versus Quetzalcoatl." Can anyone tell me what Quetzalcoatl was the god of so I don't have to look it up on Wikipedia?
okay so. death. and boredom. and those CREEPY people who stalk schmergo! eeeeww. !.
Quetzal was a Mayan god, whom I believe presided over just about everything for the Mayans' capital city, the name of which escapes me...
yeahhhhh, nerds...sooo what should my play be al about??
All I know was that he was a giant BIRD THING.
so I lied. he's Aztec, and he's the ruling deity. like zeus, only not greek.
^Well, I can already tell your play's gonna be exciting.
and he's a snake, who eats people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Quetzalcoatl_telleriano.jpg
Quetzalcoatl was an Aztec god; that much I DO know for sure. And he wasn't the chief god/son god, as that was Huitzilopotchtli.
The "stalker" people are odd... but it's flattering, plus they like the same stuff I do so at least I can have some kind of interesting conversations.
ahhhhh help meeeee what do i write about???quick some body give me a noun and 2 adjectives
named partially after a common native bird, the quetzal, and for the snake ("coatl")
somebody else give me another noun and an occupatiojn
I dont give a crap about the stupid bird!!!!
noun: whip
Adjectives: sparkly, prepubescent
satisfactory?
occupation: hit man
noun: tutu
Noun: Koala
Adjectives: Crunchy, maniacal.
But the stupid bird is one of the main characters in my play and I know next to nothing about him!
noooooooo... i need morrreeeee/.....and what was your wierd experinece that you absolutely could not have told mee in the halll
mmmm yummmy adjectives... i want ice cream.... uhhh well, stupid birds are stupid and there's nothing you can do about that except for brain rewiring...mmm yummy
I've decided that my play is now going to drop the whole Quetzalcoatl thing and now be all about the Grim Reaper because I know nothing about Aztec culture. Sorry to disappoint anyone who researched! ^_^ (The Grim Reaper was originally a supporting role.)
that was a look into the mind of Poppy...most of my thought processes start and end with mmmm yummmy
Mine has ghosts in it. It's cool like that.
Occupation: Plumber
Noun: Soufflee
yeeessssssss down with the stupid bird
So, Vlad needs money to buy a car and he's just, without knowing what he's doing, signed up to do odd jobs for the Grim Reaper (who is very beaurocratic, but enjoys his job a LITTLE too much). Any plot suggestions? Oh yeah, there's a senile college professor who dies and the Reaper has an obnoxious secretary called Sascha.
Shoots the stupid bird and fries and eats it Mmmm, tastes like chicken...
ohhh yesssss...stupid-birdnuggets.... anyway, here'smy characters sooo far:Ron Burgess: A happy-go-lucky but slightly retarded plumber who always carries soufflés in his back pocket and squashes them.
Ken Barbarino: An unlucky and unsuccessful hit man who is encountering some money trouble and needs to find someone to assassinate so he can pay his debts but is having trouble getting work because his only disguise is a tutu.
oh well schmergo's admirers are ... eccentric. which is in no way to implicate that schmerg's work can only be admired by wierd people, because that's not what I mean. but one of them used the phrase "temporarily on hiatus" which is redundant, no?
anyway, they're kinda raucus and a little too random for my liking. Which means that they simply take the random thing to excess - a little is necessary for life, and I'm at the middle ground (a little more random than is necessary), and they are off the deep end, meaning entirely random and their conversation has no flow. And they sing off-key. And did I metion they're very noisy?
and they remind me of those 30-year-old guys who still live with their mothers, for whatever reason.
None of which is in ***ANY*** way meant to reflect on schmergo, because she's totally not like that. (and no, that was not sarcasm)
