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The below statement is false
The above statement is true

This post is awesome.

This post sucks.

paradox 1: post in a thread that the thread sucks

paradox 2: post on 4ch that 4ch is a failure

Moot made 4chan

Moot is the cancer that killed /b/

Dear 4-ch, if >>5 is fail, ill become an hero.

This post is as true as the cake.

All generalizations are false.