As this thread is destined to be buried, let's ask a question people really want to know the answer to.

Would you rather eat:
A. Curry that tastes like shit?
B. Shit that tastes like curry?

As this is the first time in history this question has been posed on the Internets, a great number of hikikomori are very interested in your answers, as those guys don't get much excitement on a day to day basis.