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you shit fucking cok festing mother fucking sister sucking pussy killing vag licking turd tactacling forest shaving cum dricking child melesterling preist fucking mother fucker!
call him a a elphant ass buffalow fucking lard sack
Do you really need to ask how to wind up fat people because it's fucking easy!!!!
Bring him to McDonalds then buy him a salad.
gooby plz
When you enter an elevator, make a beeping noise, then look at him/her very judgmentally as if you were expecting them to leave.
Just tell them that they're fat
Tell the selfish fuck that your dick works and it's good to have a dick that works.
Tell them your dick works because your veins aren't clogged with selfishness. Eating is wrong, something we have to do, vegan is about as good as someone can be food wise and you don't get fat buying overpriced imitation sausages.
You don't get fat living on the street either. You get fat supporting government and being paid for it. You get fat letting someone else take on your share of suffering.
Tell them to upgrade themselves to nigger. Join a gym, take steroids and turn that fat into fake muscle. Enough to join several and pick on one perhaps. Not enough to do a days work.
Shallow Hal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHtNPZ5hhOc