What type of afterlife would you like? (20)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-18 16:20 ID:swUukf/W

I'd want to be transported to an empty universe where I'm god and can do whatever I want and create whatever I want for eternity.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-18 16:26 ID:dkuFayrx

I want to have sex with 72 virgins
allah acbar

3 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-03-20 08:51 ID:AMfzjcDR

I am a home security guard of 42 years old living in Japan

私は日本に住んでいる42才の自宅警備員です

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-26 19:28 ID:IGutQpq+

I would want to be in a place with an unlimited amount of drugs, food, and a girlfriend. In this place my health would never go downhill, and the weather would be perfect.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-27 19:16 ID:sjpWEEYz

Somewhere far away
No blacks
No jews
No gays

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-03-27 20:45 ID:vnbX1VBk

8 Name: japanese old boy : 2014-04-22 08:20 ID:AMfzjcDR

Do away someone?

9 Name: Anonymous : 2021-06-30 03:21 ID:R0P+Y+lk

72 virgins

10 Name: Anonymous : 2021-07-01 10:10 ID:8+f5d2XK

>>5
Good song

11 Name: Anonymous : 2021-07-02 16:36 ID:moSHIP2O

I’d like to be reborn, but in a timeline where one thing went differently, just to see what would happen

12 Name: Anonymous : 2021-07-23 22:25 ID:HRcEwTiE

Riggan's Birdman afterlife (ala the 2014 movie).

13 Name: Anonymous : 2021-07-23 23:26 ID:c56JTYwa

I hope I get a stats screen like in GTA and it has every conceivable stat about my mortal life. How many grains of sugar did I eat? How many times did I cum, and how many individual masturbation-tugs did I take? How many miles did I travel in each vehicle type? How many hours did I spend playing video games, and how many for each game? How many goals did I score in each real-life sport? How many hours of music did I listen to, and what was my most-played songs and artists? How many posts have I made online? How many bytes of data in total did I upload and download? Things humans can't conceive of quantifying yet as well

14 Name: Anonymous : 2021-07-23 23:31 ID:p4OzVtiZ

Exhaustive information about all the paths I could have gone down, all the books I didn't read, all the memories I've since forgotten. Maybe some case-by-case evaluation of how well I performed in certain situations.

>>13
Statistics would be nice too, especially if you're given the ability to arrange them in interesting graphs/charts.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2021-07-23 23:48 ID:c56JTYwa

I hope you see your whole life again but behind the scenes and you get to know what everyone's thinking that met you. See all the times when you were unwittingly embarrassing yourself, or being lied to, or could have got laid if you said something different

16 Name: Anonymous : 2021-08-31 07:22 ID:c/wghX9z

>>1
One where is restless except for occasional breaks for delicious foods. Wok on through to the other side.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2021-09-05 03:58 ID:Heaven

>>14
I'd like that too, but with the option of meeting up with one or more of the amount of people you met in your life(if both of you wish to reconnect-kind of liek a 'Richard from that restaurant in 2001 wants to chat' thing) and you could both watch the scene together and reflect on it. So, an eternal scrapbook that you can share with people. This would be a meaningful afterlife in my eyes, whereas the OP and 14 would just kinda be being stuck in your own head, having no one you could compare with or relate to.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2021-09-08 22:22 ID:GXIjGhUg

Woah crazy I made the same post years apart

19 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-15 13:46 ID:jj29SmX9

One full with horny catgirls and catboys.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2021-11-20 06:36 ID:Heaven

>>19
If I got confirmation from a higher being that an afterlife is full of catgirls and catboys I would not hesitate to join.

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