I'm chillin' and maxin' and taking a shit, and then I flush the toilet, and then it happens. The water level begins rising, and I can see my shit wiggling vigorously down there. The toilet is clogged. The poop is happily approaching my buttcheeks and I can do nothing about it. I only look down between my legs into the brown doom as it nears me. It's almost there. Oh god, it's going to smear me. Finally, moments before the shitty armada would touch my butt, the water stops rising. The flushing is done and my anus is safe from intruders. Thanks god.

What the fuck man, what sort of sicko flushes the toilet when they are still sitting down?

At least it's not diarrhoea.

I made ​​a new video
The name of the video is a square potato
Thank you

http://youtu.be/CxtjLqgxK44

>>4
Very nice video japanese old boy.

>>5
Thank you for watching this video.
It is very nice American boy you (* ^ _ ^ *)

this board is awful

You're just sour that your penis isn't as big as Peter North's.

>>8
I don't even know who that is

Peter North, more like Retep Htron

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Call 1-800-TED for more details.

>>10
Retep Htron sounds like an Egyptian pharaoh crossed with a battle robot.

In other words, awesome.