Let's write haiku poetry about our day. I'll start with this.
Skeletons, creepers,
Zombies, killing me all night
Hardcore is too hard
A YouTube comment
Accusation of diaper shitting
Funniest thing all day
One billion bytes
Of Russian photography
Now on my hard drive.
Taking it easy
My last day is Saturday
Let's hope this works out
i saw a june bug
it was eating my cabbage
OP's mom is a whore
>>3
I read this
as "Russian Pornography"
every fucking time
The harsh rain
is very forbidding.
My bones ache.
Noxious gas
emitted from my anus
smells kinda bad
>>4
I made the right choice
Everything is working out
I am very pleased
I'm replying to
a 3-4 month old thread
This is 4-ch
Big ol' smelly poop
My cheesy encrusted dick
Immaturity
long cat
is
looooooong
Mods won't you please add
a guide to haiku format
to the shit OP
Time in the Iso
Gaze into the fist of Dredd
For I am the law
I am so hungry
For the flesh of the living
It is time to feed
Examinations.
Soon I will be panicking.
Thanks. Salutations.
Time to post shit memes
I get off from your anger
I am shitposter
I need employment
She has been here way too long
How can I escape?
Nine whole gigabytes.
But it turned out that it was
Not good anyway.
This whole site is shit
Who the fuck even are you
Absolute nerds lol
>>4
Found new employment
Sometime during the summer
But now I'm quitting
School is not easy
But it's not that hard either
I hope I get by
Negroes tongue my rectal area
Please don't write haiku
in non mora timed languages
Like japanese, or hawaiian, or sanskrit
Life's a bitch and then we die
that's why we get high
that's why we smoke lie
I want solitude
Only until I get it
Then get depressed
The heat where I live
is unbearable when I
use my computer
4 Channel is slow
More users will make it fast
More shit posts ruin this
People eat weird shit
Mushrooms, when you think about it.
I still love them though.
My motivation
Is slowly slipping away
And has been for years
My slow internet
Loads 4 channel very slow
Goddamn, I hate it.
>>33
That's what it was like
When textboards were popular
You should embrace it
Woke up very late
forgot to make some coffee
now its time to sleep
Had pizza today
burnt it a little bit though
3rd strike's a good game
Ah my pleasant, little 'board
Such a pleasant night indeed
Mittens and kittens,
Snowfall! the first day of spring!
Bossanova and coffee,
Oh, what a feeling, indeed...
I'm making a game
But the graphics are subpar
I need to practice...
My life keeps changing
But this board always remains
Please never leave me...
Called Bloom cherry trees on Univ
By high school students
Reach telegram of success
My exam is done.
I'm looking at the results.
I hate Calculus.
>>42
It's okay, Anon
Try doing extra problems
That helps me, at least
Beat up the bad guy,
Corpse in the elevator.
Now I have a gun.
Swan lands in clumps of white water lilies
It shakes lilies
Then can't know wings or lilies
Slept in until 3
A productive day for me!
Now what should I do
Wake up, feeling tired
Post cee pee on image board
Fap myself to sleep
Gave no fucks at work
I wish I could go to sleep
Will now get haircut
I made some pancakes
I also ate the pancakes
Unsurprisingly
Another year past
Today, it is my birthday
and nothing has changed
Saw a funny post
Giggled for a little bit
Turns out it was mine
I made a cup of tea
But I forgot to drink it
Now it has gone cold
Met up with qt
Watched some Anime with her
Wished I'd asked her out
Hacking a friends Wii
His hard-drive, unsupported
why why why why why
Philosopher - her.
'Let's walk together' says she.
But soon do we part.
The thought replays itself.
Does she enjoy my company?
Or is that folly?
I'm playing reaper
This game is pretty decent
Something die die die
Just how many years
Have I been on this website,
And who has changed more?
Slayer likes haiku
However his one true love
Is pile bunker
So far so good but
The day is one of many
Tomorrow won't lie
First you rule yourself
Then you find another to
Completely annex
The thought alone gives
Melancholy a face that
Would otherwise laugh
I heard her story
Her tears, so vast of sorrow
I myself drowned in
Today was payday
I can pay my rent again
and maybe buy food
Gene Wilder has died
Willy Wonka wasn't bad
Sunday Lovers sucked
Too much anime
Now I am a bit burnt out
Time for games instead
Alone with myself
My girlfriend is fast asleep
Wandering the night
Browsing, flying round'
A strange nostalgia to me
Forwards, glancing back
I wonder sometimes.
let me leave this dead gay world.
Will never proceed.
A sunset of leaves
Splashes of color precede
The moon's baleful stare
My eyes are tired
Essay writing is damn hard
Maybe tomorrow
"レ淫同盟" means world peace in knowledge which a Japanese tourist needs.
uh uh i know
''i want to die''
My room is so cold
But I refuse to stop my fan
Because the sound's nice
Treacherous allies
Seeking to undermine me
Jealous of my peace
My eyes are burning
My peaceful time is ruined
Who turned on the lights
My phone died today
I had to get a new phone
It can't run snapchat
let me show you my haiku
coalburns
thanks
farts
theres my haiku fellas
meme meme meme meme meme
pepe pepe pepe meme
meme meme meme meme meme
Bringing back haiku
Despite the last few shitposts
'Cause I like this thread
極寒に
倒せないのは
ペンギンだ
What a mess I've made
My life is a disaster
Buckshot here I come
>>4
my life has improved
since this post 4 years ago
i hope yours has, too
>>87
it hasn't, really
but thanks for being concerned
i guess, love you fam
Wake up at sunset
All these roaches on the wall
Apathetic filth
Browsing the Channel4
There are more posts
Will we come back to life?
gay nigger faggot
faggot nigger nigger fag
faggot fag nigger
ments and do not just
post the equivalent of
"I hate nigger lol".
>>92 san sucks dick
like the faggot that he is
and hes a nigger
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VC: nawrly
I'm with a new girl
I enjoy her and her dog
Two years have flown by
Daily routine now;
Wake up, cof-fee first, brush teeth,
make bed, run for bus.