my crush won't talk to me, how do i get her to? (40)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-29 07:23 ID:kvPZzvQr

i go to school with a really cute girl how do i get her to like me?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-29 07:45 ID:E4PeY15i

if you are a good and sociable person all you have to do is ask her out on a date and go from there, she will either like you or not on her own.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-29 16:18 ID:EFmYiM1S

is her name Rachel? Are you that serial killer guy?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-30 07:25 ID:kvPZzvQr

I'm not a serial killer! And yes, she's named Rachel.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-30 07:53 ID:Uuf/gynM

Pish

6 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-30 09:28 ID:rtf3Pjzj

Don't go to school.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-30 10:33 ID:hZHS80XJ

Give up. She only sees you as a friend.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-30 17:26 ID:kvPZzvQr

No! I'm sure she can see me as more!

9 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-01 08:27 ID:WQ1dNENg

Don't do it man, just don't do it bro. Bad stuff man.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-01 13:48 ID:sbkPbelx

Give up.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-01 14:42 ID:v26A4LkB

So how did last year's costume party go?

12 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-02 02:22 ID:/OkzNcib

Why does everyone hate this idea!?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-02 03:58 ID:3gAIF6RS

Ask her out somewhere. To like a theme park or something. Bitches love theme parks.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-02 09:33 ID:wBtbSa2a

You mean luna parks.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-02 18:21 ID:/OkzNcib

luna parks? i have a pier nearby should i ask her there

16 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-03 15:05 ID:F+hODsX2

Are you gonna throw her into the sea?

17 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-06 01:35 ID:/OkzNcib

NOO!!!!

18 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-06 09:44 ID:mHMYpycI

There is a reason why we call her a "crush".

19 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-06 15:46 ID:flbvtC0q

Give it up. Rachel doesn't love you.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-07 15:57 ID:Vp0vOPQi

Not yet, at least. There are methods.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-07 22:02 ID:/OkzNcib

Thanks!! Someone here cares!! What are they?

22 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-08 09:21 ID:hmx+GAE6

>>21
Become handsome.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-08 17:58 ID:RQoMKzai

>>22
lmao.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-08 21:30 ID:hzaKQt5l

Are you and your crush in a territory bound by US law? This is important.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-09 22:59 ID:/OkzNcib

we live in the us

26 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-10 23:07 ID:y0YAJ52q

My lawyer advised me not to disclose the methods, so I guess someone else will have to help you. Sorry.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2018-10-13 03:05 ID:kvPZzvQr

why?

28 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-11 19:43 ID:VpXlrP2W

Fuck that. Do you know how many cars are on the roads? When you drive it really discourages you from having kids, which being attracted to a girl if you are a guy is really (biologically) about. There are too many people, and, in the US, don't tell me that immigration is good because it stimulates the economy. There are plenty of people; no more are needed over here. The population of all developed countries is rising and resources are depleting, so you don't have to worry about there not being enough people. Also having a romantic relationship with someone can definitely stand in the way of getting an education and job.

I like Elon Musk, he seems like a man who has solutions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh45igK4Esw - "Elon Musk: How I Became The Real 'Iron Man' - YouTube"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAwiyS5aTcU - "Elon Musk Mars video: Watch him tackle bizarre audience questions - YouTube"

(In the second video his time is wasted by individuals who said dumb shit; the toilets on Mars question wasn't so bad though.)

29 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-22 22:01 ID:kvPZzvQr

what does that have to do with this? also rachel is going to be in a project with me at school after thanksgivng

30 Name: Anonymous : 2018-11-23 00:20 ID:5jbs9t01

did you fuck yet?

31 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-01 20:56 ID:t1Fh9Gwk

You need to affiliate with the elitist superstructure. Bitches love high status men.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-29 03:02 ID:/OkzNcib

high status? also the projetct went well!

33 Name: Anonymous : 2018-12-29 17:44 ID:YnVgzhVG

You sayin' you gave her the "project"?

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35 Name: Anonymous : 2019-02-07 18:50 ID:Heaven

If you haven't gone on a date with this girl by now, it's too late. I would like an update from OP though even if he's lying.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-09 17:58 ID:getduXaN

>>1, it's been a while, anything new? Please post an update!

>>35
I suspect that the original thread on world2ch was real, but I doubt that this one was made by the same person, it's probably an imposter. After all, if you read the original, the OP didn't seem to know anything about textboards. He might have learned though. Either that or he was just a Denko (´・ω・`) imitator the whole time.

Here's an archive of the original thread, for the reference of future anons: http://w2ch.14get.heliohost.org/board/kareha.pl/1508512535/

37 Name: Anonymous : 2019-03-18 08:48 ID:vdfpBgqa

Roll! Roll! Roll! GoooooOOOO!!!!!!

38 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-08 22:08 ID:SoLhzStO

tfw no tomoko gf

39 Name: Anonymous : 2019-04-09 17:57 ID:Heaven

>>38
Stop bumping this shit.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 20:34 ID:Heaven

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