>>15 Phones are for sending text messages and talking to people, desktops have big screens and all the programs for work and play

Games: console or desktop (not phones)
Making music: instruments plugged into computer, audio editing software (not phones)
Watching TV and movies: desktop (not phones)
Writing about things: keyboard plugged into desktop (not phones)
Making art: collages, drawings and paintings scanned into desktop, or photoshop (not phones)
Listening to music: 500GB of mp3s on desktop hard drive (fuck streaming subscription services, fuck phones)
Making games for fun: desktop (no phones)
Video editing: desktop (no phones)
Pooping: read a book or magazine (or maybe use a phone browser to surf the web)