>>21,22,24 Here is a little poem I wrote a while ago about a flag-shagger:

Bouncing through the alleys, a vexillophile

Not around his flags you'll never see him smile

IFIS Two-sided, pretty versatile

Banners give him boners: the vexillophile

Flapping in the distance there's a saltire

Rock-hard cock like a church spire

Breeze tickle jack, hoist a high-flyer

Raise the standards higher, put them in a pile