Creator, writer, owner and copyright holder of the freshest thread here. I have to admit it was a failure and it quickly became stale.
The fresh thread is truly refreshing. I concede, this is the freshest thread. The simplicity is truly astounding. Mine was merely a crude immitation quickly filled with general nonsense.
To the writer of the fresh thread I must humbly apologize for the posts I stole from you. I took your product, marketed it as a better version, and desecrated it in a chase for attention. For these sins I must repent, I am truly sorry.

Have here a bump as a gesture of goodwill. I hope it will please you and may it bring luck and aid your thread to become prosperous.