OH GOD IT HATE THIS

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If you're too pussy for suicide and too autistic to survive homelessness, have you considered becoming a hippie?

My Japanese sensei put it like this: you still can be a NEET if you have that NEET spirit. So when you find yourself at work, just listen to the voice of Hiryuki sensei telling you to slack off and slack off well and sooner or later you’ll be back to being a pure bred NEET in no time. I can’t tell you how grateful I am for getting fired.

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This, but you have to strike the fine balance. Look as busy as possible, while actually doing very little. Ideally you'll want to make your way into one of those retard magnet positions in middle management or human resources, who, in theory, have duties, but don't ever seem to actually do anything.

I’d rather starve to death as a NEET than have my soul crushed as a wagie