Whats up all you good people!
I'm looking for some legal advice since
I don't trust lawyers
I'm too poor to afford one And I don't even know where to being with googling this(google probably give gay ass answers anyway)

So I have bad road rage and It's just got to come out some how.
What am I suppose to do bottle it up and go home, beat the shit out my wife and fuck my kids to pain? I'm no monster!

So I keep a bag of rocks in the side door compartment.
Car pisses me off and is in range I toss a stone in It's direction.
Mostly in parking lot situations when everyone is moving slower and the cars in-front of me and I can nab the front windshield.

I try not reserve glass hits that can cause cracks for when I'm real pissed! I've cracked 3 front windshields and 4 back in the last 4-5 mouths. I found its actually pretty random if it slaps a crack on them or not. Guess its luck of the throw.

Anyway whats the legal ramifications if I'm reported? So far I think I'm good I live in real rural I don't imagine too many people have dash cams and I try to not cause to much of a ruckus in a specific area at a time.

Assuming you are caught I think the most would happen is that it would be dealt with through car insurance.

Maybe if the person wants money they'll try to get it labeled under agressive assault or property damage, some shit like that.