Hey guys, I am new to masturbation and I was wondering what brands of lube I should try first and what techniques are more effective.
Use a combination of vinegar, honey, whiskey and olive oil. Makes it slip like crazy. Although honey may sound counter-productive, it functions as a stabilizer, which makes the remaining ingredients 'stick' (in a molecular sense) together to produce a more slippery product. Trust me, it's my private recipe.
As for the techniques, you should prioritize on mental preparation above physical stimulation. The mind controls the body, so imagine yourself doing who you please and you'll arrive at your destination.
>>2 Don't take that seriously.
Just olive oil works fine. Sources that freak out over using oil are mostly doing so because it deteriorates condoms / sex toys (don't use it with your Fleshlight. And don't put motor oil on your dick, just in case you can't tell the difference between petroleum and vegetable oils.)
As a rule of thumb, if it hurts to put it in your mouth, it's going to hurt to put it on your dick. Putting alcohol on it is almost certainly going to burn.
If you're really interested in commercial lubes, Swiss Navy seemed pretty good. But any of those "safe" water lubes don't have the same lasting power if you're just using your hand.
>>2
Are you going to post this on your wiki?
use sulfuric acid. you can get it from chemical supply companies pretty easy. just pour a small amount on your dick when its nice and hard and rub.
Well, I was REAL GLAD to hear that, because this is Sex Education Week. That's right, SEX ED WEEK!
We're gonna be talking about THE PENIS!!! We'll be talking about THE VAGINA!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTT-HEAD?! DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES?! Yes, we're ALSO gonna be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! AND...
AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!!!
imagine needing to buy a product to have a wank
>>5
Nope. Too busy bitching about other things.
You don’t need to masturbate. It’s a waste of time and greatly overrated.