Hey guys, I am new to masturbation and I was wondering what brands of lube I should try first and what techniques are more effective.
Use a combination of vinegar, honey, whiskey and olive oil. Makes it slip like crazy. Although honey may sound counter-productive, it functions as a stabilizer, which makes the remaining ingredients 'stick' (in a molecular sense) together to produce a more slippery product. Trust me, it's my private recipe.
As for the techniques, you should prioritize on mental preparation above physical stimulation. The mind controls the body, so imagine yourself doing who you please and you'll arrive at your destination.
>>2 Don't take that seriously.
Just olive oil works fine. Sources that freak out over using oil are mostly doing so because it deteriorates condoms / sex toys (don't use it with your Fleshlight. And don't put motor oil on your dick, just in case you can't tell the difference between petroleum and vegetable oils.)
As a rule of thumb, if it hurts to put it in your mouth, it's going to hurt to put it on your dick. Putting alcohol on it is almost certainly going to burn.
If you're really interested in commercial lubes, Swiss Navy seemed pretty good. But any of those "safe" water lubes don't have the same lasting power if you're just using your hand.
>>2
Are you going to post this on your wiki?
use sulfuric acid. you can get it from chemical supply companies pretty easy. just pour a small amount on your dick when its nice and hard and rub.
Well, I was REAL GLAD to hear that, because this is Sex Education Week. That's right, SEX ED WEEK!
We're gonna be talking about THE PENIS!!! We'll be talking about THE VAGINA!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTT-HEAD?! DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES?! Yes, we're ALSO gonna be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! AND...
AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!!!
imagine needing to buy a product to have a wank
>>5
Nope. Too busy bitching about other things.
You don’t need to masturbate. It’s a waste of time and greatly overrated.
Yah. I've played piano for about 10 years now and trumpet for 7 and I want to start guitar.
How should I go about teaching myself how to play? >.>
Get a nylon string guitar. You can find really decent used ones for cheap, you won't hurt your fingers as much as you build up your muscles and finger control, and they are just excellent to have around.
Also, take some damn lessons. You could go my route (play for years and years and years to get good) or take lessons (play for a couple years and get good).
lol, i agree with >>6
take some lessons!
i have been playing for 2 years now w/o and i'm still not very good. i'm gonna be taking lesson's soon though =D
but, only thing is DONT get nylon guitars... they suck ass. try to bend, you cant. the string rolls with you ><
so get a normal string guitar, better to build up calus
First of all you have to decide what kind of music you wanna play so you decide what type guitar you will get (acoustic or electric)
I am into metal so I started with electric but they say it's better to start with acoustic.
After you decide that you have to buy your own guitar. Of course if you can get a free guitar from a friend/cousin etc. go ahead but it feels different when you go and choose it on your own.
Getting a teacher is always a good thing but if you don't want to waste much money... Then you can start learning the basics using some good sites like this: http://guitar.about.com
Then you should get guitar pro (http://www.guitar-pro.com) and get the tabs of your favorite songs and start practicing and practising.
The best site in my opinion to get tabs is: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/ and it also has some lessons.
hello 2007
I play classical guitar. Took lessons briefly when I was a music major but it wasn't my primary instrument. I think I'm good enough that I could teach though. Been playing 14 years in all.
I think you should immediately dive into the deep end and get a 9-string guitar so you can play the guitar and bass lines at the same time.
I think you should immediately dive into the deep end and get a 9-string guitar so you can play the guitar and bass parts at the same time.
Hey guys, I am new to smoking and I was wondering what brands I should try first.
my favorite brand is American Spirits Blue.
Vaping is superior.
I bet you'll cowards don't even smoke crack.
If you smoke you gotta do it with a pipe, it's way cooler
>>44
huhaaaaaaaaa its on'n poppin. xD fuckin audible kek
made my day
I smoke newports, I kinda am getting tired of the taste so i'll probably switch to american spirit green
smoking is a nice social activity though
I smoke orange Chesterfield. I've been smoking them for years now and I think they are good.
I never smoke, unless you count the time I lit up a splif of dried sage on the questionable advice that it would help me sleep, but occasionally I'm tempted.
alcohol and smoking should be banned and opium and psychadelics legalized
Hello all, my hobby is fighting the undead. The undead includes but is not limited to:
Vampires
Zombies
Ghouls
Ghosts
Underworld gods
and those that serve the undead.
Most people have their own little way of fighting the undead. Some people use magic, others use a special amulet or even the power of the sun.
Me I usually use assault rifles(I prefer the AR 15), chainsaws, longswords and spirit cards that I obtain through negotiation with demons(usually NOT undead).
gooby plz
Zombies are everywhere!
Help!
is your surname Belmont
>>51 they've been there a while!
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1469593317/
I just pee on them until they go away.
“Don’t give me any other cake, butter cake is still the best!”
Watch the video of the steps
Recipe Card
Prep time: 25 mins
Baking Time: 55 mins
Yields: 6 inch Square Cake
Ingredients
Yellow Team
SCS slightly salted butter 227g (1 block)
Self-raising flour 180g (or Cake flour with 1 tsp baking powder)
Castor sugar 150g
I had no intent on eating grilled cheese and tomato soup for dinner, but this is what I am going to do. Alas I do not have any Challah bread, but I will check some bakeries nearby and get a loaf if they have it. If not, I will find something I can nonetheless use. I have never tried honey on a grilled cheese and it sounds unusual, but intriguing. This is the perfect easy meal to enjoy while playing video games on this particularly windy and snowy day. Thank you for the idea, anon.
Cheese toasties have become a cinch since I got one of them George Formby grilling machines!
>>10 Why not try a dash of Worcestershire sauce on the cheese, very very tasty 👍
EARL GREY TEACUPCAKES Recipe ==========
2 Earl Grey tea bags
1/4 cup boiling water
1/3 cup milk
100g of sunflower oil (or melted butter)
2 eggs
160g white sugar
190g self-raising flour, sifted
1 teaspoon of baking powder, sifted with the flour
Preheat oven to 180C (my oven was a bit hot--try 170C next time?). Oil-spray a 6-fer muffin pan.
Empty the tea leaves from the tea bags into a cup and add the boiling water. Set aside for 3 minutes. Stir in the milk and then transfer to a large bowl. Combine and wisk the wet ingredients, eggs, and sugar together well, making sure any sugar isn't missed.
It took me 37 years to realize that canned sardines are actually great. So if you've never tried them, here's an easy way to try: a simple sardine sandwich. We'll use the "recipe" I just did.
You'll need canned sardines, bread, not iceberg lettuce (any greens work too such as arugula, spinach, young dandelion leaf) mayonnaise, olive oil, butter (optional), sea salt, black pepper and optional lemon. Get a fresh loaf of sourdough bread of some sort, as long as it has a nice crunchy exterior and soft interior. Slice yourself two slices approximately 1 to 1.25 centimetres thick. Toast it so it is just ever so slightly browned on one side, then carefully drizzle olive oil on one piece (or use butter if you prefer). Add mayonnaise to both sides. Open a can of sardines. The sardines can be in water or oil, but if they are canned with oil then omit the olive oil from the earlier steps. Place them whole on the bread or crumble it up with your fingers. Do not mind the bones, though if any of the spine feels a bit too crunchy you can remove it although they are safe to eat and nutritious. Add sea salt, black pepper and a light squeeze of lemon juice if you desire.
Enjoy! If you have any other ideas for sardines pls respond. So far this is the only way I've had them prepared, though they are also just nice out of the can as well.
>>13
Sardines are great but this sounds disgusting. Just cook the sardines in sauce and add them to some nice fluffy white rice you boiled earlier. Then, add some soy sauce and Chinese salt and you are good to go my friend.
Here's a link to the "easy" thread that OP mentioned: https://4-ch.net/4ch.html
Yesterday I made my own Lasagna Sheets by making dough and rolling it very thin. It was surprisingly straightforward and tasted great, though I'm not sure it was much different than using store-bought sheets. I used one of these those hand crank pasta rolling machines though, so that probably took out some of the hard work.
>>15 link fail here is the correct link: https://4-ch.net/hobby/kareha.pl/1149780313
Is there anyone else who likes to listen to shortwave radio? Either listening to regular old shortwave programs or listening to oddities like beacons, weather & time signals, over the horizon radars, data transmissions, of course the famous number stations and so on?I've loved this hobby for many years and have owned a lot of radios, but just casual interest which meant I would usually sell the radios eventually.
I recently bought a little handheld (Tecsun PL-680) and plan to build a good longwire antenna outside, buy a few more little portables (like pocket sized) and buy a SDR at some point since having access to waveforms and waterfalls on the software would be nice, though I still prefer actual radios. Unfortunately I live in a city with millions of people and have some high voltage powerlines right outside my flat so that fucks reception, but I still plan to build a new antenna.
This week I was not listening much, but I did manage to pull in a Korean radio station (which is impressive, since there is a lot of jamming there), something from India and a Chinese station, but I don't know which one. Of course there is always Brother Stair and other batshit insane religious folks and a lot of right-wing preppers/MAGA/retards that pollute the radiowaves. The other night I listened to some woman who sounded like she had been smoking since she was 10 years old, talking about how Joe Biden was a pedophile and the usual crazy nonsense that crowed of people is obsessed with. That stuff is not interesting at all but unfortunately the signals for that are strongest in North America. Ever since stations like Voice of America and Radio Canada International stopped broadcasting on shortwave...most of what you hear is that sort of garbage.
I've been listening a lot lately since I have a flu or something, so I've heard a lot of fun stuff. I had some morse code station one night. I didn't bother to translate it, but I'm sure it would just be gibberish to me anyway. I also heard HM01, the number station run by G2, better known as Dirección de Inteligencia which is Cuba's foreign intelligence agency. Tonight I've had WRMI on in the background while I play an MMO. They had some music at times, then some weird pro-vegan sermon from this well known Vietnamese cult leader Ching Hai. After a new program came on which was just some retard paranoid right wing prepper American guy who started rambling on about World War 3 and shit hitting the fan soon so I turned it off. Tuned into 9330 and I think it's some Portuguese show. I can't understand it.
Also I've listened to Radio Nikkei a lot. This is actually a great way to practice Japanese if you have been trying to learn it. They have a lot of talk radio programs so it's nice to listen in if you can manage to tune in such a distant station. The talk radio is good for vocabulary practice and shit. I think they also have a program for Japanese people to learn English. I've never caught that one but it's probably entertaining to listen to if you do.
This sounds like a fun hobby I might try it. I haven't used radio in nearly a decade.
You could get a nice introduction buying a cheap handheld receiver for very little money and scan the shortwave bands that way. Reception depends on your antenna, but the built in one is sufficient to get started. There are other ones you can build for cheap, such as what we call a longwire antenna. It is as the name implies: a real long wire you connect to it. Well, there's more to it but you can really just attach a bit of speaker wire to one and you'll hear a lot more.
Or what a lot of people do now is just use WebSDR aka Software Defined Radio. This works using a little digital receiver that basically has its "ears" open to a shit ton of frequencies, from a few MHz to GHz. A device like this can be bought for as little as 30-40 USD and is super cool, but requires its own antenna. However there are a lot of WebSDR websites available. Here's one located in Georgia, USA which is I guess run by a high school radio club. Try it out, click around and see what you can tune in. It will let you hear everything from FM radio, shortwave, amateur/ham radio to I think even things like satellites.
Listening to some cool oldies radio program on WBCQ out of Maine, USA. Normally this station only plays boring Christian bullshit since a lot of them lease airtime out in order to keep the transmitters on (it's expensive to broadcast on shortwave), every so often they play regular stuff. Distance just under 1000 kilometres. Listening on an RTL-SDR v4 since I'm outside. My Tecsun PL-680 was barely picking it up, which is odd. Using roughly a 16 metre longwire antenna. That's just under 600 miles and 60 feet for the Amerifats.
Right now it's "Pirate Joe Extravaganzo" on 7490 kHz. SINPO is probably a 4/1/3/2/3 meaning there is a lot of noise and fading. This is likely due to the time of day (16:50 Eastern) because propagation blows during sunlight hours. The fading has gone down compared to 20 minutes ago, but there is still a lot of noise. It's still listenable, though.
Here's how it sounds to me: https://vocaroo.com/1fOgdgfC8Gai
I gather you're not from North America, but over here CB is still moderately used. There is a famous guy on Channel 19 that goes by the name Mud Duck, Mud Duck in the Desert or Fine Tune CB. He is known for broadcasting seemingly 24 hours a day on a 500 gazillion trillion billion watt transceiver meaning you can hear the retard across the entire continent whether you're in southern US, central Canada, the deserts and mountains in the west. He doesn't really talk to anyone in particular, he's just always there on Channel 19 talking and talking and talking. Most people hate him. He can be fun to chat with sometimes, other times he just gets aggressive. Total idiot.
Anyway for shortwave, the best way to get into it these days is an SDR/software defined radio. They offer a really good way to get into shortwave radio without spending 150-200 dollars or Euros on an actual shortwave radio. The nice thing is they aren't only for shortwave. For example, the RTL-SDR v4 is a cheap USB dongle you can get that can receive anything between 500 kHz to 1.7 GHz meaning you can do a lot of shit on it. Here are some examples of what you can do with an RTL-SDR:
I use a Tecsun Pl-880 I got used with an AN-80 antenna I hang in my room.
I've managed to get QSL cards from NHK-World on 6105, WWV on 1500, CHU on 7850, WINB on 9265, and Pop Shop Radio on 5950 (WRMI)
Sent reports to WWCR, WRMI, and Radio Havana Cuba
Also, I learned that Radio Romania and New Zealand no longer QSL.
I'm gonna QSL China, Exterior de Espana, Turkey, WTWW, Radio Rebelde, and World Christian Broadcasting
I recommend listening WRMI, since it has a diverse range of music, such as Cruisin' the Decades (UTC 2-3 Sun), The Mighty KBC, Encore/Radio Tumbril, Pop Shop Radio (UTC 1-2 Mon), Alt Universe Top 40, Imaginary Stations (when that comes on - seems kinda random to me idk), and DEFINITRLY Radio Catface (UTC 3 Mon), because it's the only indie-type music on shortwave that I can find so it's a really unique listen.
Cancer got the best of me. Airsoft fans especially, come say farewell.
ban him for three months
>>5
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>>6
These dont work on computer！ Phone users are evil 妖怪。
What the hell?
This is kinda sad but I'm not an airsoft fan. I'll say farewell anyway.
>>1
Are you at least trying to make the most of it? Have a bucket list of some kind?
Stay safe Anon, try to plan one big airsoft hurrah with yourself and some buds, splerg all out and have the best of what time you have left.
This guy is sadly still not dead...
Keep fighting Ollie, You'll make it! Thoughts and prayers to you! I hope our doing okay!
it's good, but after I had real sex I didn't really care about it again.
buy a hooker they are better.
Cyber sex is wanted by people who prefer the ultimate fantasy. But both parties must be decent writers and have good imagination or else its just uhh uhh oh yeah. Nonsense.
Plus fantasy is still only fantasy. You can do it alone.
wrong board
>>5
Having another person play the other part adds an element of unpredictability that you don't get solo, though.
meet me on F-List
3D CG sexxor is as cyber as I get.
mmm i used to do sexting w a french man and it was good but you cant have like sexting for months and months because eventually it gets repetitive i guess
I like to stalk people. Anyone, really. Whether it be in my local neighborhood or on the internet. I'm very discreet about it, too. I typically communicate with my victims my making creepy videos of myself in a dark room with only the light from my lighter showing my face.
I'm also sitting in a car outside your house, stealing your Wi-Fi. Come say hi, we can get a drink or two.
I liked to watch a guy in the apartment complex I used to live at. He lived in the building across the parking lot and never closed his blinds and kept his lights on all night. He would stay up most of the night on the computer. I would keep my blinds cracked open and the lights off and keep an eye on him while I dicked around on the internet. I think he noticed one night when I tried to take a picture of him and forgot to turn off the flash because he moved out soon after
>I think he noticed one night when I tried to take a picture of him and forgot to turn off the flash because he moved out soon after
''Just'' for that?
u r gay
stalkers are heinously anus
one time when I went for a walk I randomly decided to follow someone, there was a group of teenagers that split into smaller groups and I just stuck with one, eventually I only followed this one girl into an apartment complex, I lost her when she turned a corner and I think that was where she lived
I might do it again sometime since there are no more places in walking distance I want to visit and it would give me an objective
sage this shit
Had a phase in middle school where I had just learned what county clerk and people search websites were and found the name, numbers, and addresses of all my teachers. I was shameless about it, told them, and they were shocked for the moment but let it be. Would lie if I said I don't still get a kick out of trying to find people from their phone number or first and last.
You must be a youngin'. Back in the day, every city published these huge books with tens of thousands of phone numbers, names and addresses of every resident and business. You could opt out by writing them, but most people didn't bother. Nobody really cared either, because people were a lot less crazy. If you told someone in 1994 you "found" their number, they'd be like yeah so?
I've spent several months traveling and camping.
Protip: if you have sex in a caravan, everyone can hear it. And some people have a small MP3 player with a voice record which thay can throw underneath.
can i get alot of input for my tumblr?
I hope to make it crowded and gets alot of reblog and stuff.....
I like your drawings.
The default theme is pretty lame, you should get a custom one or at least modify it a little bit to add some flavor.
>>3
I like how OP came onto 4-ch of all places to talk about his Tumblr and the one thing you pick out as "pretty lame" is his Tumblr's theme settings. www
>>4
Not him but I feel like all of that shit goes without saying; plus, if he's coming here to ask about his tumblr then if nothing else he has some massive brass balls on him so give him some credit. Oh, and OP nice plane drawing BTW