Hello all, my hobby is fighting the undead. The undead includes but is not limited to:
Vampires
Zombies
Ghouls
Ghosts
Underworld gods
and those that serve the undead.
Most people have their own little way of fighting the undead. Some people use magic, others use a special amulet or even the power of the sun.
Me I usually use assault rifles(I prefer the AR 15), chainsaws, longswords and spirit cards that I obtain through negotiation with demons(usually NOT undead).
My goal is to lead the world after the apocalypse into a world where they can survive without the perils of being eaten by the undead.
This might sound like a full time job, but it really is just a hobby. Anyone else do this?
lol world of warcraft
nobody else hunts the undead?
I used to hunt undead. Until I managed to find all three moon orbs and used them to defeat LORD TANASINN. Good times. Since he was defeated, the undead population around here has decrease rapidly.
www.anonymous-liberty.org
You would be better off negotiating to get the demons to join your side.
No unecessary violence and you get the awesome title of DEVIL SUMMONER.
Win win.
I do this occasionally....
At this point I have upgraded to a Nordic Warhammer and a Colt M4 with an EOtech for weapons and I have stocked up on Magnetite.
Vampires man.....vampires are the worst
Oh yes, I'd also like to state that I currently have three Kobolds on my side. They are named Larry Moe and Curly
Well, undead are actually humanoids, so I can't shackle them anymore.
Go figure. :(
Your hunting efforts are in vain. We just get up and do it all over again. BARHAH!
Ghrwwwaarrrr....
Bhraiii...
BHRAAAAAAIN.
Zombies are cake work. Don't believe the movies, nothing is easier than hunting zombies. The things aren't exactly discreet, move at a glacial pace and are extremely flammable.
I use an M2A1-7 flamethrower for zombies. Gets the job done fast if you can handle the smell.
Vampires are an entirely different matter and not for the foolhardy, but even they have a plethora of weaknesses that I understand are easy to exploit when well prepared.
I haven't personally hunter a vampire yet, but do crosses have any effect on them like in popular fiction?
>>24
Way to deflate a thread.
Yeah, what a dick.
I am a vampire unfortunate enough to have contracted HIV Aids from some slut in Thai nightclub. Fuck. And with my dying years (many, many, many dying years), I have vowed to hunt down other undead beings and infect them with Aids.
How does one deflate a deflated thread?
>>29
Who knows... All i know is that this thread rocks. Maim, Kill, BURN! Maim, Kill, BURN!
I heard having sex with hawt vampire chicks is bad for my health
fact?
Vampires and zombies, as a general rule, are weak to fire. Use a fire spell.
Plus, ghosts are weak to silver weapons, so use a silver sword or arrows...whatever the case maybe.
Happy hunting, don't turn undead! :D
Zombies are easy, break their heads, damage the brains (something really possible if armed with blunt objects)
An unfair battle is vampires, since they have the "turn into mist" shit and have super strenght- speed- senses
Remember: Garlick is the word!
All you gotta do is climb a tree. Ever seen an underworld god or vampire, or even a zombie climb a tree? Didn't think so. Wait... you are HUNTING them. My bad. In that case, climb a tree and take with you a shitload of grenades. And undead 'bait'. You should be set.
>Happy hunting, don't turn undead! :D
However, if you are a cleric or a paladin, turn undead might not be a bad idea
next time you see a vampire can u send it my way plz? i wanna become a vampire! you can kill it after i'v been bitten :) but dont kill me when i a vampire ok?
>>41
No deal.
If Sprinting Away Like a Titmouse ever becomes a deadly fighting style, I bet all those zombies would just, like, feel a shiver run up their spine that they were lucky enough to escape my wrath with their lives.
gooby plz
Zombies are everywhere!
Help!
is your surname Belmont
>>51 they've been there a while!
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1469593317/
I just pee on them until they go away.