Hunting the Undead (53)

1 Name: Enthusiast : 2006-02-21 06:25 ID:bVr+CheO

Hello all, my hobby is fighting the undead. The undead includes but is not limited to:

Underworld gods
and those that serve the undead.

Most people have their own little way of fighting the undead. Some people use magic, others use a special amulet or even the power of the sun.

Me I usually use assault rifles(I prefer the AR 15), chainsaws, longswords and spirit cards that I obtain through negotiation with demons(usually NOT undead).

My goal is to lead the world after the apocalypse into a world where they can survive without the perils of being eaten by the undead.

This might sound like a full time job, but it really is just a hobby. Anyone else do this?

4 Name: Enthusiast : 2006-02-21 17:04 ID:O2+QsVxw

No more killing-game.I'm completely bored...
How about pricking living's skin?

Undead cannot die.
So, killing undead is murder.

5 Name: Enthusiast : 2006-02-21 19:59 ID:Heaven

lol world of warcraft

6 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-03-05 07:13 ID:Mdu9olp2

nobody else hunts the undead?

7 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-03-10 00:11 ID:OZ4MMwI3

I used to hunt undead. Until I managed to find all three moon orbs and used them to defeat LORD TANASINN. Good times. Since he was defeated, the undead population around here has decrease rapidly.

8 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-03-14 18:40 ID:FYqtQlW7

Can I borrow those orbs?

9 Name: The Reaper : 2006-03-29 16:39 ID:m116iVMl

No! let me borrow those orbs. I Absoulutly need them! I have a whole city of Undead Soldiers to defeat and I only have 14 NOOB'S to help me. They will undoubtedly be used as decoys',and will probably die a horrifing death. But it's for the greater good of keeping myself alive long enough to cut the head off of some Evil Bitch who's been keeping from playing Video Games For Far To Long.

10 Name: General Donut : 2006-03-29 16:51 ID:m116iVMl

Who needs orbs when you have the support of an invincible army whose numbers are in the millons. Where is this Undead Army located at and I will rally the troops and move on that location. Also what is the number of the opposing Army.

11 Name: The Reaper : 2006-03-29 17:03 ID:m116iVMl

Yuma Arizona.
Their numbers are in the hundred thousands.(Thats not Counting The SnowBirds)

They are using the local High Schools as Fortresses and the two malls where are main video games stocks are.


The inhumanity. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 Name: Commander Caboose : 2006-03-29 20:55 ID:2spH7JRQ

Don't worry Reaper, you have the full support of both the red and blue Blood Gultch Outposts behind you. That also includes SHEILA YEAH

13 Name: Commander Caboose : 2006-03-29 20:57 ID:2spH7JRQ

I will also be bringing muffins that Me and Donut made with a little help from Grif

14 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-04-05 18:13 ID:g4eDmKOq

15 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-04-05 18:21 ID:Heaven

16 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-04-14 06:56 ID:T7qu9AKb


You would be better off negotiating to get the demons to join your side.

No unecessary violence and you get the awesome title of DEVIL SUMMONER.

Win win.

17 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-04-15 04:39 ID:tFcH1mbD

I do this occasionally....

At this point I have upgraded to a Nordic Warhammer and a Colt M4 with an EOtech for weapons and I have stocked up on Magnetite.

Vampires man.....vampires are the worst

18 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-04-15 04:40 ID:tFcH1mbD

Oh yes, I'd also like to state that I currently have three Kobolds on my side. They are named Larry Moe and Curly

19 Name: The Reaper : 2006-04-15 18:24 ID:2spH7JRQ

I can't negotiate with these undead SOB's. Their as retarded as
Ricky Martin, Tom Cruise, and the last episode of
Neon Genisis Evangelion put together. My only hope is to kill them all with a warhead from the local Military base. We were gonna head up there tommorow anyways to obtain more weapons.
My sword just ain't cutin it anymore. To bad Kratos isn't here. He would seriously whip some undead ass.

20 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-05-01 16:36 ID:EWP15XVf

Well, undead are actually humanoids, so I can't shackle them anymore.

Go figure. :(

21 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2006-06-06 13:02 ID:Heaven

Your hunting efforts are in vain. We just get up and do it all over again. BARHAH!

22 Name: Zombie !bDqmvrfYCM : 2007-02-14 05:01 ID:4S7+8ZC1




23 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-02-25 05:19 ID:0NMxWPDj

Zombies are cake work. Don't believe the movies, nothing is easier than hunting zombies. The things aren't exactly discreet, move at a glacial pace and are extremely flammable.

I use an M2A1-7 flamethrower for zombies. Gets the job done fast if you can handle the smell.

Vampires are an entirely different matter and not for the foolhardy, but even they have a plethora of weaknesses that I understand are easy to exploit when well prepared.

24 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-05 20:28 ID:QOxRKtga


I haven't personally hunter a vampire yet, but do crosses have any effect on them like in popular fiction?

25 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-11 09:29 ID:Heaven

Way to deflate a thread.

26 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-11 12:23 ID:qDwNpH0J

Yeah, what a dick.

27 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-12 08:01 ID:AGn/au07

I am a vampire unfortunate enough to have contracted HIV Aids from some slut in Thai nightclub. Fuck. And with my dying years (many, many, many dying years), I have vowed to hunt down other undead beings and infect them with Aids.

28 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-12 17:17 ID:QOxRKtga

Way to deflate a thread.

29 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-13 12:19 ID:AGn/au07


How does one deflate a deflated thread?

30 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-15 12:48 ID:zHzBuo1m

Who knows... All i know is that this thread rocks. Maim, Kill, BURN! Maim, Kill, BURN!

31 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-15 17:16 ID:QOxRKtga

Way to deflate a defalted thread.

32 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-16 07:30 ID:GXNqyO+q

I heard having sex with hawt vampire chicks is bad for my health

33 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-20 02:46 ID:bmO1RGki


They have AIDS

34 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-03-20 16:45 ID:IfHKrMGz

Vampires and zombies, as a general rule, are weak to fire. Use a fire spell.

Plus, ghosts are weak to silver weapons, so use a silver sword or arrows...whatever the case maybe.

Happy hunting, don't turn undead! :D

35 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-05-08 18:06 ID:GXNqyO+q

thank you!

36 Name: Miruko!!aEYQBq6z : 2007-06-14 22:04 ID:TgmTQ5Xl

Zombies are easy, break their heads, damage the brains (something really possible if armed with blunt objects)
An unfair battle is vampires, since they have the "turn into mist" shit and have super strenght- speed- senses
Remember: Garlick is the word!

37 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-06-15 07:02 ID:hz+pV1EJ

All you gotta do is climb a tree. Ever seen an underworld god or vampire, or even a zombie climb a tree? Didn't think so. Wait... you are HUNTING them. My bad. In that case, climb a tree and take with you a shitload of grenades. And undead 'bait'. You should be set.

38 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-07-09 09:26 ID:o54+JPEu


>Happy hunting, don't turn undead! :D

However, if you are a cleric or a paladin, turn undead might not be a bad idea

39 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-07-10 09:35 ID:GXNqyO+q


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41 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-07-10 23:25 ID:GqZnbe3U

next time you see a vampire can u send it my way plz? i wanna become a vampire! you can kill it after i'v been bitten :) but dont kill me when i a vampire ok?

42 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-07-15 05:41 ID:Heaven

No deal.

43 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2007-07-15 20:21 ID:Heaven

If Sprinting Away Like a Titmouse ever becomes a deadly fighting style, I bet all those zombies would just, like, feel a shiver run up their spine that they were lucky enough to escape my wrath with their lives.

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46 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2014-10-01 03:27 ID:Rt34HqVe

gooby plz

47 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-03-21 07:40 ID:PiL5w1Zv

Zombies are everywhere!

48 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-03-23 01:08 ID:pGcRVx33


49 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-03-23 04:38 ID:L4wfPgoS

is your surname Belmont

50 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-03-27 09:47 ID:PiL5w1Zv


51 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-03-30 09:50 ID:Heaven

52 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-03-30 13:12 ID:Heaven

53 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-05-07 05:39 ID:pGcRVx33

New Castlevania on Netflix

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