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1442954 No.1700  

Thought I'd try something new

>> No.1720  

how did it taste op

>> No.1769  
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Baby, it's not the taste, but the shade that drives me to bits

>> No.1770  
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I'm just looking for new fluids,
To catch my falling shits

>> No.1905  
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The blue light makes it hard to see your veins, I installed it to try and deter junkies shooting up in my bathroom. Seems to be working so far

>> No.1907  

>>1905
why would there be junkies in your private bathroom?

>> No.1908  

>>1907 It's just a precaution

>> No.1910  
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>>1907
All the crackhead hang out here

>> No.1911  

Much better than drinking them.

>> No.1913  
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>>1911 The milk was off, the fanta and jucee dribbles were in the sun too long, I ate the beetroot

>> No.1914  

>>1911
Ronaldo made this post

>> No.2022  

op I think you might be the junkie

>> No.2042  
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Check out this fancy coffee I shat on

>>2022 Someone on /dqn/ was like “you should put that stale milk down the toilet and shit on it lol” - I thought it was a joke at first, but it turned out to be a great idea. I guess you're sorta right, I've become not a heroin junkie but a pooping on different liquids junkie

>> No.2060  
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Look how lumpy it is! *plop* *plop* *plop*

>> No.2111  

Please stop it.

>> No.2166  

Taste da rainbow.

>> No.2229  

please continue it

>> No.2230  

>>2229 I did a good one before but I didn't take a photo. I'll let you see the next one but I will respectfully sage


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       (´・ω・`) Don't think, feel.
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.      ___ ゴゴゴゴゴ
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>> No.2313  
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HAAAA I LOVE THAT BIG DIRTY STINKIN BASS!!

>> No.2378  
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>> No.2379  
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Refreshing

>> No.2425  
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This one was great to poop on, absolutely bonza mate

>> No.2427  

>>2424
Why is there blood on your toilet?

>> No.2428  
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>>2427 I think my girlfriend has weird bugs in her bed because I felt something bite or sting me, then when I got home there was a swollen sore on the side of my hip. I just lightly touched it with my scalpel and blood flooded out while I was doing a poo-poo, and I thought it looked cool so I left it there a while

>> No.2430  

This thread is giving me what the fuck brainloops

>> No.2499  

which one does your toilet like best so far?

>> No.2508  
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>>2499 It gets milk the most because I can never finish a whole bottle, but the smaller bottle is never quite enough. When it splashes on my bum I get a funny feeling knowing that it came out of a cow's tit not too long ago, and now it's splashing my bum. That Buffalo Trace in >>2428 was fun, as was the big mix in >>2425

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Am I doing it right OP?

>> No.2590  
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>> No.2595  
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>>2590 That's insane Capey, you're going to block your pipes!

>> No.2596  

Try flavouring your toilet with l0li pee.

>> No.2597  

>>2596 Been there, done that, soaked my T-shirt

>> No.2598  

I wanted to take a picture of my toilet too but I accidentally pooped in it and ruined the shot.

>> No.2604  
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>>2598 Thanks, I've also refrained from sharing the "after" pics!

>> No.2620  

STOP ✋

>> No.2626  

Do not stop. Continue indefinitely.

>> No.2821  
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Off that sizzurp (I needed a glass bottle)

>> No.2822  
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Welcome back, Toilet King.

>> No.2832  
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>>2822 Happy new year to you!

>> No.2878  
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I shat on this on xmas eve

>> No.2879  

>>2878
why would you do that? -_-

>> No.2888  

>>2878

we live in a society

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I know I said I wouldn't post “after” pics but I thought this was pretty awesome. Old milk and old orange juice + my bum chocolate

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For some reason this tasted horrible, weird and chewy, so I shat on it 😼

>> No.2912  

When is ssz gonna ban this madman?

>> No.2913  
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What have I done to deserve a ban? If you don't like what i have to offer, you don't need to look at it, or you can post what you'd rather be seeing. Post in one of my other excellent threads if you don't like this one :)

>> No.3000  
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3000GET

>> No.3003  

>>3000
Toilet King Win

>> No.3025  
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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.3028  

>>1907
He is the owner of a fine establishment and cleans his bathrooms after crack milfs abort their babys in the toilet hole

>> No.3029  
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Soup 'n' fancy milk

>> No.3035  

This board is unvisitable. Every time you come here it's just more toilet gifs and wrestling posts.

>> No.3038  

>>3035 That's two threads you silly twat, post about whatever you want, bump the threads you do like, stop being such a fucking baby

>> No.3039  

>>3035 Two threads you don't like make the site “unvisitable” that's incredible, what are you actually looking for? You should be grateful for fresh toilet gifs

>> No.3042  
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I think the toilet gifs are funny, no one's forcing you to enjoy every thread

>> No.3043  
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Cooked me shrimp 😲😅

>> No.3045  

IMO the entire board is shit EXCEPT the toilet and wrestling threads!

>> No.3046  
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mvq the Toilet King posts new original content

>> No.3050  

>>3038
Stop defending those shit threads, they're the only active ones on the board, any other thread disappears immediately

>> No.3051  
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>>3050 The threads are still there, go bump a thread you like! Or start a thread on a topic that interests you! I'm happy to talk about anything interesting :)

>> No.3052  
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To say two threads make the site unvisitable is crazy talk, I mean c'mon dude, have you ever seen a guy melt ice in a toilet before? And what's wrong with the wrestling thread? I've seen a bunch of crazy things there I probably wouldn't have otherwise came across before

>> No.3054  

Why don't you just PISS in it? >:3

>> No.3055  

>>3054 I piss and shit on everything I've showed you :)

>> No.3056  
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(pro tip for any detractors)

>> No.3057  
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WTF I've been tricked!

>> No.3060  
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Not as fun as I thought it would be

>> No.3066  

>>3060
oh no no no no No No No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.3070  

>>3057
That demon is gonna be pissed when he finds out where you drew the sigil.

>> No.3102  
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Looks pretty nice!

>> No.3170  
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This is just water, but I made a plaster cast of my cock and let it sit in boiling water until the water went cold, so it has a kind of penis energy. I admit I couldn't really feel a difference when I shat on it in the toilet.

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Meaty... meatish...

>> No.3227  
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Triple trouble

>> No.3265  
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Saw this and thought of you

>> No.3266  

OP, are you over 18? I think it is time we see your cock. seriously my mouth had been watering for TOO LONG i'm STARTING to DROWN.
Please >>1700-san, show us your pen0r

>> No.3267  
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>>3266
cum in the toilet

vc:date
GOD IS TELLING ME

>> No.3268  

>>3266
What if he was 16? Would you wait two more years, Mr. Highandmighty? If you'd just shut your damn gator, we could be seeing some toilet guy COCK right now you fuckin ambidextrous clod. I bet you shower without clothes ya binky.

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>>3266 What's in it for me?

>> No.3289  
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These fast food drinks made from syrup aren't as nice as a proper can or a bottle

>> No.3290  

a lot of food products use corn syrup.
even the bottle soda.
very hard to find great soda with cane sugar.

>> No.3292  
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>>3290 So true bestie, I very rarely buy fizzy drinks anymore. But by syrup I meant how fast food restaurants use concentrated versions of Coke, Sprite etc. and it's mixed in the restaurant by the drinks machine, they often get the mix wrong and it doesn't taste the same as when you buy a can or bottle of the same drink from a shop

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Hello, I just wanted to thank everyone for clicking on my gifs over the past year, I used the money I got from the paid product placements to get this blingin' new seat! Cheers /img/!

>> No.3326  

>>3325
show us your penis :)

>> No.3327  
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>>3326
pour sticky soda on the head of your erect penis

vc: nope
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL MAKE YOU DO IT! GOD WON'T STOP ME



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