Here's my idea: A junior in highschool loves to jerk off. He does it about 3 to 4 times a day. One day his mom walks in to find him angrily masturbating to fat black chicks on the computer. He's astonished that his mom caught him. For a while things get really awkward around the 2 of them. He decides to run away and live the life of a squirrel, and just so happens to become a prostitute/ninja/detective/giant robot. During his journey of fucking old fat guys, killing japanese daimyos, solving crimes, and defeating other giant robots, he comes across Rob Schnieder(who just so happens to be a stapler). Rob influences him so much that he decides to become a stapler as well. Our protagonits sets off on another journey to become the best stapler ever. But little did he know........that bein a stapler........is harder than it looks. This manga will be called Derp dee Der. Tell me what you think plz :)
cool story bro
But seriously, you were doing good until the stapler part. That was too I'm-12-years-old-look-at-how-random-I-am-SPORK-PENGUIN-lol-y, you know? Keep trying kid.
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The guy made that post for another thread.
Oh, and please leave your "cool story bro" and others memes at the door, mm'kay?
Memes, especially mediocre ones like that, are perfectly valid responses to troll posts. Also, your >mm'kay? kind of invalidated your request, since that phrase was popularized by South Park and can be considered both an online and rl meme.
Seriously, you were doing good until "A".