barp meep (5)

1 Name: Poot Beaks Johnson : 2009-04-28 23:08 ID:7JDjELd/ This thread was merged from the former /manga/ board. You can view the archive here.

Here's my idea: A junior in highschool loves to jerk off. He does it about 3 to 4 times a day. One day his mom walks in to find him angrily masturbating to fat black chicks on the computer. He's astonished that his mom caught him. For a while things get really awkward around the 2 of them. He decides to run away and live the life of a squirrel, and just so happens to become a prostitute/ninja/detective/giant robot. During his journey of fucking old fat guys, killing japanese daimyos, solving crimes, and defeating other giant robots, he comes across Rob Schnieder(who just so happens to be a stapler). Rob influences him so much that he decides to become a stapler as well. Our protagonits sets off on another journey to become the best stapler ever. But little did he know........that bein a harder than it looks. This manga will be called Derp dee Der. Tell me what you think plz :)

2 Name: Random Manga Otaku : 2009-04-30 02:06 ID:I+U2XdD0

cool story bro

But seriously, you were doing good until the stapler part. That was too I'm-12-years-old-look-at-how-random-I-am-SPORK-PENGUIN-lol-y, you know? Keep trying kid.

3 Name: Random Manga Otaku : 2009-04-30 10:28 ID:Heaven

The guy made that post for another thread.

Oh, and please leave your "cool story bro" and others memes at the door, mm'kay?

4 Name: Random Manga Otaku : 2009-05-01 03:25 ID:ZSBJFD0D


Memes, especially mediocre ones like that, are perfectly valid responses to troll posts. Also, your >mm'kay? kind of invalidated your request, since that phrase was popularized by South Park and can be considered both an online and rl meme.

5 Name: Random Manga Otaku : 2009-05-30 23:25 ID:Heaven


Seriously, you were doing good until "A".

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