Guys, listen, it's not a joke, i time-traveled.
Next week in Japan, there will be three earthquakes or more, trust me.
And in America more than three fat people will die, trust me.
Reply if you see another thread like this.

It seems like your time machine has sent you down a different timeline

>>1
Your on the wrong world line anon
>>2
Must be those bastards at CERN and their shitty ass time machine technology that runs on obsolete IBM tech from the 1960s

>>7
I have invented the d-mail.

Putting fusianasan in the name field reveals your world line divergence

Wasn't the John Titor story pretty much the basis for the Stein's Gate manga and anime?

If only there was some way to send messages back in time.

>>7
You already have. I've been trying to tell you to stop being a faggot for years now. It'll save you a lot of hardache for once you turn 43 and get AIDS. I'm now 57 years old and about to be put on life support. I just wish I would have stopped being a fucking faggot at a young age.

>>6
John titor was legit
It’s all a plan by NASA

>>9

>NASA

You mean the government organization that is literally "Not Actually Seriously Anything".

Nullpo