wood -> vud
attack -> atak
match -> mach
running -> ranin
every -> everi
weeaboo -> viabu

thriller -> frila

think -> fink

jew -> ju

school -> skul
skull -> skul

death -> def

depth -> depf
deaf -> def
though -> vo
thought -> fot

ITT: People with speech impediments

more like people trying to fix the shittiest chimera of a language.

cook -> kuk or kuuk or ku-k
cock -> kok
cuck -> kuk
chimera -> khaimera

acceleration -> akscelereishn

tale -> teil

Cerberus -> Kerberos

Japan -> Nihon
Siberia -> Sibir'
cat -> koshak

lolicon -> lolikon

colonel -> kernel

sync -> sink

niece -> niis
knees -> niis
contra -> kontora

beach -> bich
bitch -> bich

Why are you saying these words weird?

Bekaus jour languag iz shit

“niece” and ”knees” don't sound the same, beach≠bitch, school≠skull, wood is just wood

And my captcha is skabotion ;)

iron -> eyeron

rhythm -> rivem

пришёл -> пришол
there is less of this retardation in russian, but it still happens

點心 -> dim sum

klever

penis -> peenis