Alguém aqui fala português, brasileiro ou de portugal(apesar de ser MUITO estranho -.-')?
voltei a falar
eu mesmo sou brasileiro
50%
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
sou americano mas estou a aprender o português continental porque quero vivir no portugal
a minhos amigos brasileiros, eu gosto as bananas
a isso nível é tão dificil para não confundir as palavras portuguêses com as palavras semelhantes espanholes
>>1
Eu falo. hehehehe Brasileiro é dificil
português chupa muito. pior língua de todos os tempos
Oh, Portugal, that's the Brazillian-speaking part of Spain.
Hablamos español y no intentamos comportarnos como retrasados provenientes de 4****. Estamos en http://cuatrochan.org/ y disculpen el spam~
HEY AMIGOO, do you comprehende what im sayingo? I needo some burrito and some aguas, it's getting pretty, how you say, caliente-ooo amigo!
>>117
el nuevo es https://bbs.ichoria.org
este no es imgboard pero es un textboard que eso es muhco mejor
https://jbbs.shitaraba.net/internet/26237/
aquí dejo un ayashii hispano https://bbs1.sekkaku.net/bbs/nigga/
Sadly, I only speak English :( but learning to swear in another language interests me, not only it means I can yell at you in your own language, but, if I do try and say something, avoiding the offensive words are easier if I know what they are!
Please post whatever language you speak, and anything you'd like to teach us!
As a native Québécois, I have to say that some of these insults are quite creative! But sadly, it seems that the one who compiled them is not a francophone... Some gender agreements are horrid. But well, nice to him! He has a good imagination!
Just to add some more:
M'a t'en crisser une -> I'll beat the shit out of you
Ostie de chien sale -> Fucking asshole (literally "you filthy dog")
German:
"Fick dich du arschgefickter Hurensohn!" - "Fuck you you assfucked son of a bitch!"
Sign language:
4 fingers up, then pointer and thumb in a circle - F
2 fingers up, together - U
Hand shaped like a C - C
2 fingers up, thumb between them - K
Hang loose - Y
Hand making an O - O
2 fingers up, together - U
Fuck you.
Fist, with thumb next to hand - A
Fist, with thumb over fingers - S
Russian
* хуёвый, херовый - khujovyj [xu'jovɨj], kherovyj [xʲɛ'rovɨj] - adj.: very bad, miserable, faulty
* хуёво, херово - khujovo [xu'jovo], kherovo [xʲɛ'rovo] - adv.: very bad, miserably
* хуйня, херня - khujnja [xuj'nʲa], khernja [xʲernʲa] - bullshit; something not worth attention
* похуй - pokhuj ['poxuj] - interj.: means the speaker doesn't give a fuck
* хуесос - khujesos ['xujəsos] - a dick sucker
Jende = Bitch
Kiri = Nasty Dick sucker
Kuni = Faggot
Nane Jende = Son of a bitch
Koslis = Someone who deserves licking pussy
Lighter ones:
Nekbat = Nasty
Pedarsag = means theie Father is a Dog
Ashghal = Jerk
Dayyus = Male bitch
Kosmaghz = Dumbass
And these were in persian!
Naser si cobolaku.
Zkurveny madari.
Romsti spoluobcane maji dneska v praci den volna.
Frikulinsti navstevnici z Bratislavy maji radi poradneho fialoveho dlouhana do cokodirky.
Czech insults are almost entirely focused to be xenophobic against the Slovak minority (and other eastern slavic, to lesser extent). It was almost the next Kosovo when we split'd in 1994.
lol
kuce=bitch
mauka=whore
vamzis=bum
jampampiņš=coward
nūģis=twink
pisties=to fuck
ej ellē/ej dirst=go to hell/fuck off
These are some uniquely Latvian words I could remember off the top of my head. There are many more swear words, but they are usually taken from Russian or English like
cunt->kuņa
blyat->bļeģ
downie->daunis
loh->lohs
peanus out for peanut
>>137
Haunting. What language is this?
amie français voila un forum similaire a 4ch pour nous http://fr2ch.bbs.fc2.com/ je compte sur vous pour faire vivre le forum
Tout d'abord, je ne pense pas que le BBS de Fc2 soit un bon support pour réellement créer un équivalent francophone à 2channel. On ne voit même pas d'aperçu des posts sur la page d'accueil, seulement les titres des sujets, et de plus, la popularité du BBS baisse certainement énormément en étant "hébergé" sur fc2.
Pour créer un équivalent francophone à 2ch il faudrait :
-Utiliser un système similaire à 2ch (regarde en bas le lien vers Kareha)
-L'héberger sur un hébergeur sûrement payant (pour la qualité du service)
-Réserver un nom de domaine (payant, mais pas cher)
-S'assurer du succès d'une telle entreprise.
Les trois premières étapes sont relativement simples à mettre en place, le plus dur étant de choisir un nom convenable pour les francophones, le nom de domaine qui va avec et le design du site (entièrement copié sur 2ch ? Une touche française ?). Une fois ceci réalisé arrive l'étape la plus difficile : "rendre" le BBS populaire.
Il faut pour cela qu'un utilisateur débarquant sache ce qu'est ce BBS, quelles en sont les sections, les règles, les principes (posts anonymes, sage, concept de bump, liste des threads, rapidité et variété des sujets, etc).
Je pense qu'il est inutile d'essayer de popularizer le site, si les gens sont intéressés, ils y viendront d'eux mêmes. Après tout, c'est comme ça que j'ai débarqué ici, ça fait déjà quelques années.
Ce qu'il faut vraiment, c'est l'engagement de quelqu'un (ou d'un groupe), pour lancer le truc d'un point de vue technique.
How easy is French to learn?
>>7
It depends. If you already speak a Roman language, it can be fairly easy. Even with English, knowing that a lot of your "more-than-three-syllables" words are almost the same in French but more common, you already have an innate amount of vocabulary.
I think the hardest is the obfuscated orthography and the legendary hard grammar.
I can say it as a fact, the majority of French don't master their own language, you can see it (alas) everywhere, from the internet to newspapers and classrooms.
The particularity of French is the irregular grammar, though. Learning the tenses for each groups of verbs is daunting and boring, you may even abandon the process when you see that irregular verbs are every-fucking-where.
My best advise to improve in French is to focus on grammar for the serious part, and for the practice, you have more than 500 years of genius literature awaiting you, from the renaissance poets and philosophers to the more modern writers.
Reading French is a very important part of learning it, for French is in my opinion much more divided between its spoken and read forms. Even for French, those that often read in their youth tend to master the language better than others.
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Well, French is hard for non english speakers...
behenchodo koi hai kya idhar? ya sab ke sab glowchans pe marva rhe?
toujours vivant
je suis un ananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSflK1FTSY/
wood -> vud
attack -> atak
match -> mach
running -> ranin
every -> everi
weeaboo -> viabu
beach -> bich
bitch -> bich
Why are you saying these words weird?
Bekaus jour languag iz shit
“niece” and ”knees” don't sound the same, beach≠bitch, school≠skull, wood is just wood
And my captcha is skabotion ;)
iron -> eyeron
rhythm -> rivem
пришёл -> пришол
there is less of this retardation in russian, but it still happens
點心 -> dim sum
klever
penis -> peenis
So I graduated from middle school this year (germany). This means that I had to choose if I wanted to learn Latin for another year and get the Latin proficiency certificate that I would most likely fail anyways. I obviously chose not to go for another year and choose Japanese instead which is more fun to learn and actually useful as opposed to latin. Why am I posting this? I simply want to put my infinite harted for latin into words. There is nothing in this world that would make me do those 4 years over again. It was hell. The very moment you decide to not learn for one test or something THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DONE FOR THE NEXT 2 OR 3 YEARS. If you don't have EVERYTHING in your brain there is no chance in hell that you'll pass that next test. My friend chose to learn latin for another year. We all know that it'll be very hard. I wish him strenght. I'm afraid he might not make it. If you live in germany and plan on having kids or have kids that are going to have to chose between latin and french try to make them chose french. It's also fucking hrd but the lesser evil in my opinion. And it's again actually useful.
To all the latin students: Never give up!
Failed Latin in high school. It was the only class I've ever failed in my life.
No regrets.
I, like you, had to study Latin for a while in middle school (I think it corresponds to middle school. Different system). First I liked it, but I started slacking on my homework, and my grades started going down drastically, which in turn caused me to hate the subject/language.
However, in my fourth year of Latin, at the start of the year, I decided to do my homework again. And I loved it. I suddenly saw how beautiful the language looked and sounded, and how flexible the grammar was. I might never find a practical use for it, but if that's the only thing you care about, you're doing this whole life thing wrong.
I wish they taught Latin where I went.
In middle school we could only learn Spanish or French, and while I liked French, I wish there was more variety. At the other middle and high school in the area, they had shit like German and Japanese.
My mother tried to teach me Latin (I was homeschooled) and I just ended up getting shouted at a lot. It's good to hear other people had a hard time with it too.
Used to learn Latin in the Uni but forget most of it sadly
I found this place googling "latin language textboards," obviously I wasn't expecting anything but this place is nice.
Anyway I say this because I wajt to create a latin speaking textboard, even though it will likely have zero users.
>>7
DQN Latin would be fun but I'm only 3 chapters into Wheelock so I wouldn't be able to use it （ ´,_ゝ`）
ego sum anon, et tu, quid nomen tibi est?
Salve, mihi nomen est anon. Queso da mihi puella.
What is the worst language in your opinion? As a really wordy guy, I don't really like english. It's useful, nice to hear and easy to speak but to write, I really hate it. It's too hard and even sometimes impossible to precisely express what I'd like to say.
I'm not into japanese anymore. It's kinda cool to speak but honnestly I got fed up with the culture (few travels and a lot of disillusions). I'm more into korean and cantonese (I don't speak it very well but I'm in love with Hong Kong's cinema).
What is yours?
Written Chinese is cool as hell, especially once you get to phono-semantic characters. Pity that spoken Mandarin sounds horrible!
>impossible to precisely express what I'd like to say.
I know that feel. I think it's because you don't have enough practice in the language. It could happen in english as any other language that is not yours.
I feel really frustrated sometimes to express myself as accurately and precisely in a foreign language comparatively to my native.
>source ?
This post
I want to learn Bulgarian. Anyone here ?
Latin. Thank god that it's a dead languge
The worst language is english. it was invented by retards in denial of the fact they are actually german. also shakespeare is trash and you should never read him unless your stick on that one silent hill 3 puzzle
Yeah, english isn't a language, it is 3 different languages in trenchcoat standing on each other's shoulders pretending to be one. English sailors "colonised" half of the world at some point, spreading their language in the process. Japanese and chinese are still worse though, you need like tripple the effort to learn those.
Instead of reading Shakespeare, watch this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looking_for_Richard . It is a movie analysis of Richard III (Richard the third) play, explaining what is actually happening in the movie. In short, it is about one guy stealing throne.
>>37
Latin is beautiful. I am learning it.
>Roma in Italia est.
All the European ones that are shitty diluted versions of pig Latin
>>42
Lingua latina?
Gotta be Arabic for me, it doesn't sound pleasant at all. Very throaty and guttural with a lot of awful consonant combinations.
Esperanto thread!
I'm told that this book is the best in terms of how easy it is.
Not specifically esperanto but there is an awesome program called anki which is a flashcard program that figures out when the best time to review something when it is best to memorise it, plus there are tons of pre-made decks for esperanto
and of course there is stuff like lernu and kurso de esperanto, and the sidebar in the esperanto subredddit has a bunch or resources too.
Firefox addon to show popup dictionary for selected word
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eklegu/
Chrome addon to do the same thing
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/plena-vortaro/kfnageeffnimnlohcgpnplfdgdnmolpo
Ah, heard about that one. But if something is on stream it usually means its censored to shit, so I'm not that tempted to bother.
>>8 can't be censored if there's nothing to censor in the first place, though maybe that means the content itself is too tame for your wild lifestyle
How do I say "nigger" in esperanto? Nigero?
>>10
i think the correct term is "nigrulo" or "negro" but it doesn't really have the same punch to it. i saw this on wiktionary which i found kind of funny:
>negristo (“a slave merchant of Negros”)
Why would anyone spend time learning a useless language?
>>13
Yeah but why not learn something useful like Latin or Japanese or Old Norse or something? Esperanto is actually useless has no literature to speak of beyond translations and you can only play patches of Touhou games in it. Seems like a huge waste of time.