What is the worst language in your opinion? As a really wordy guy, I don't really like english. It's useful, nice to hear and easy to speak but to write, I really hate it. It's too hard and even sometimes impossible to precisely express what I'd like to say.
I'm not into japanese anymore. It's kinda cool to speak but honnestly I got fed up with the culture (few travels and a lot of disillusions). I'm more into korean and cantonese (I don't speak it very well but I'm in love with Hong Kong's cinema).
What is yours?
I wouldn't say "the worst", for my knowledge of languages is limited, but I find the usage of ideograms to be the worst thing I've ever witnessed.
I have studied Japanese for a short time (I have not gotten past the middle of Tae Kim's Grammar), but the amount of vague expressions, the immense number of ways of phrasing things (mostly due to their respect for 'politeness' and hierarchy) and the kanjis made me drift away from the language.
For reference, the link in my name directs to an article that shows many responses to the question "What's that?".
>>18
This is an orange.
This is a fucking orange!
It's an orange, right?
It's an orange, dear.
No, honey, it's an orange.
...It's an orange, dude.
Orange on the scene!
This would be an orange.
For your edification, an orange.
I understand, it certainly is an orange.
This is an orange... isn't it?
FYI, this is an orange.
Oh, golly, it's a real orange!
>It's too hard and even sometimes impossible to precisely express what I'd like to say.
Is there any language where this is possible?
>>19
This is such a retarded point, in all of those instances the word for orange remained the same.
>>19
If you actually wanted to make the point you were trying to make, you should have used words that actually do change based on politeness or context, like "dude", "sir", "guy", "man", "mr.", or so on. But even that pales in comparison to Japanese, and you know it.
Nigger languages like Arabic Hebrew and Farsi.
> Nigger languages
> Arabic Hebrew and Farsi
Nigger languages would more be the Bantu family.
ich bin ein reiher. ich aheb einen langen hals und pflücke m/ meinem schnabel fische aus dem wasser. wenn sie diesen kommentar auf 10 anderen seiten nicht erneut veroffentlichen, werde ich heute abend in ihre kuche fliegen und ihre topfe und pfannen durcheinander bringen.
俺は鷺だ。俺のくヴぃは長くて、俺の嘴で水kr魚を釣っている。 テメーはこの投稿を十ページ転載しなくたら、今夜俺は厨房を飛ぶ、テメーの鍋とフライパンを取り散らすよ
Jeg er en hegre. Jeg hra en lang hals og plukker fisk ut av vannet m/ nebbet mitt. Hvis du ikke kopierer denne kommentaren på ti andre nettsider, kommer jeg til å fly inn i kjøkkenet ditt i kveld og rote til grytene og pannene dine.
من یه حواصیل هستم. من گردنه دراز ادمر و ماهی ب\ منقارم از آب میکشم. اگر این نظررا در ۱۰ صفحه پست نکنی من پرواز میکنم تویه آشپزخانهت امشب و قابلمه و ماهیتابه هاتو بهم میزنم.
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>>5
This seems like a loose translation.
ardea sum ego. mihi stest collum longum, et capere c/ becco meo pisces ex aqua soleo. nisi scribes haec dicta in X alia fora, volabo in tua coquina et turbabo tuas ollas sartaginesque.
>>7
*aliis foris. dimitte mihi.
Sí, yo tampoco creo que hayan muchos de nosotros por estos lares.
Post enviado desde Chile.
Saludos camaradas, saludos desde Argentina, la tierra No blanca u_u
>>18
top kek
Soy estadounidense, y no hablo español muy bien porque sólo lo estudió durante tres años en la escuela secundaria. Ahora estoy en la universidad, y lo intento estudiar más aquí.
Quiero añadir que la familia de mi madre es mexicana, pero nunca me enseñó español. Gracias, mamá -_-' Luego ella se queja que no puedo hablarlo, pero cómo puedo hablarlo cuando no me enseñó?
Hermosillo, Sonora, México reportándose
¿cómo encontraron este BBS? :3
Colomboanon aqui, saludos!
Manolo aquí, si buscais un bbs en españolo entrad en https://bienvenidoainternet.org/
Saludos de México
jajaja muy kek
New textboard in Spanish. In replacement to BaI.
Spanish speakers are fags
not as fag as anime fans
Reden wir deutsch und deutlich.
>>52
Stell dich nicht so an. Wir brauchen dringend Leute auf Channel3, die regelmäßig dort lauern ;_;
Deutsche! Verschwendet eure Zeit auf
http://3-ch.org
http://3-ch.org
Ich hol's einfahc nochmal hoch
Audi announced "We will kill every single Japanese"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbwY1UJLY3A
Audiwitz
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Als Deutscher finde ich meine Muttersprache echt erbärmlich. Englisch, Japanisch, Spanisch und Latein lagen mir immer mehr.
>>60
Japanisch und Latein kann ich verstehen.
Aber warum Englisch? Englisch ist bloß vereinfachtes Deutsch.
Meine Familie is Ämisch, un sie schwetze Pennsylfanisch Deitsch. Ich kann en bissche deitch ferstehen, aber kein hochdeutsch sprech' ich. Mer wohn' in Florida. Meine familie kommt aus Indiana, aus Pennsylfania, aus Rheinland Pfälz, aus Bern. Forgib mer meine Fehler, ich schwetze schlecht deitsch.
You can ask any question.
Is the answer to this question 'no'?
>>1 I play in a band and have played with some Japanese bands like Acid Mothers Temple when they toured, but was too shy to try and speak Japanese to them. I know very little. What's a nice friendly thing I could say to make them feel welcome and that I'm happy to be playing with them or something?
Do you have a small penis?
Do you like anime?
you can ask any question, getting an answer is another matter
are you a japanese?
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Alguém aqui fala português, brasileiro ou de portugal(apesar de ser MUITO estranho -.-')?
brasileiro aqui :)
>>16
do que adianta saber o "português original" se escreves em inglês?
Português Brasileiro é meio sem graça.
English - Português Brasileiro
British English - Portugês Original
methinks...
Hello I am Hungarian and I think Portuguese sounds very nice.
Umm European Portuguese is pretty much a dead language, but Brazilian culture is still developing new memes. Think about it, all the new things in Europeu are from American English or Spanish maybe... but Brasileiro has developed a whole subculture or two of their own with their own slang and cute expressions and idioms.
Globalisation will ruin it all, though.
Also to the person who compares American English to British, well English was brought to America by the Brits, and was better preserved there. British is full of French clichés both in spelling, pronunciation and also vocabulary. American is more "purely" English. Though it's true that the cultural livelyness I mentioned above can be found in British to a higher degree; which I find inexplicable!
realmente, o português brasileiro é muito mais vivo e divertido rs
Alguém aqui ainda fala português?
eu falo português! @23
voltei a falar
sa tu jeszcze jacys polacy?
przybłąkałem się tutaj i melduję się anonie
chuja nie ma
Nie, no jacyś jeszcze są.
Nie, nie ma już żadnych
Besucht alle das neue deutschsprachige Textboard: https://50baud.club
Leck mich am Arsch
Ich möchte ein geiler Arsch ficken
Ich erinnere mich daran, war sogar verhältnismäßig aktiv. Schade drum.
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