OP here, well...he broke up with me, pulled the ol' "I still like you, but we're just going to be friends for a while, then if things work we'll get back together" trick. Then it was amazing, we went right back to quoting Metal Gear like crazy, we had fun conversations and lots of hugs. But it just hurt to be around him, to not see that spark in his eyes.

Eventually it became fairly obvious I was no longer wanted. He changed his Who I'd Like to Meet on MySpace to, "an amazing girl" (previously "I've already found who I've been looking for"), and blabbered on and on to a friend about how much he wants "a hot girl with a car".

Needless to say, I'm pretty heartbroken.

I put every Metal Gear game I own in a box with the rest of his possessions and put it in the closet.

Maybe I need to look for an Ocelot instead of a Snake this time.