I would like to join chans in Japan but I'm fed up with the fact that I can't use it on 5ch, 2ch.sc and 2channel because I don't live in Japan.
Maybe get a VPN or Proxy and use a Japan IP.
Simply move to Japan, how did you not think of this?
I've been in Japan and never thought to post on their textboards. I would stick out like a sore thumb with my horrible Japanese. YANKEE GET OUT!
There's more to it than that. You'll need to become fluent in Japanese, and get plastic surgery to make your eyes smaller, and dye your hair black if it isn't already. Shouldn't be too hard.