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"Whack off, listen to music, troll imageboards, and take yourself on dates. Do things you enjoy, hold your nose in the air with your superiority."

Sounds a lot like my life, actually. Yes, I actually "take myself out on dates", too. Every now and then, I'll go get a decent meal (alone, obviously) and just enjoy the experience. I'd imagine what i get from it is similar to what most people get on "real dates".