I tripped and fell during an erection and now my penis is deformed. i think my life is ruined. please help

I totally understand you m8, happened to a friend of mine once. Like, one side of his wad became bigger than the other half. Some girls actually saw this as a turn on. But it really depends on the deformity of course.

However my girl-friend. (Shes now a man) did this once by accident on the stairs. Her penis shot straight back into her balls which exploded under the sheer pressure of a 10inch dick impounded into them.

If i were you i would ask a personal fuck buddy. If you don't have one hire a prostitute and see her reaction. If it's a negative reaction go see a docter if it's good go out and brag about it!

try and remember this trip and how it went. Then do the exact same thing except mirror it, and there, your wang is back in allignment

cut it off

>>1
This is what we have doctors for.

>>5
This is what we have trolls for.

>>6
This is what we have deformed penises for.

Good job. See a doctor or cut it off. :/ Thats all you can really do.

just wanted 2 move this 2 da top

Well I see no reason for you to do that.

moving it 2 the top again. i like this thread. is my own creation or watever

>>12
Still there is no reason for you to do that.

sticky please

>>14
?????

...no.

>>14
>>15
Kareha and Wakaba cannot do stickies, and likeley never will.

Had to cut mine off ):

j

shit...

that i will. thankyu old bean