My sister is going to 4th grade and she told me and our parents that her new teacher told her she has to be his girlfriend or she will get a 1 (fail grade).
Now my sister told me first and I went to talk with the teacher to ask to see my sister's grades, because one time before my sister made up a story about a friend of mine asking her to fuck him.
But this time it seems to be true, her last grade is a 1. I ask the teacher why did she get it, and he says that the story she wrote as homework had bad grammar. Now I say she told us about his demands, and will be in trouble. Then he started acting all cool, like oh it's a mistake and he mixed up the grades and it's really a 5, but I tell him he can't get away with it.
Then he says to me, he always does this to 4th graders because they are the cutest at this time, with breasts just started to bud. And that mostly he is successful and it never happened that a girl told her family. This is kind of fascinating for me, I also find 4th graders very sexy. However I never knew how to approach them.
But, I never wanted to force them into going out with me. However tricking them might be an option, because essentially this is a trick. But, I have to be a teacher to do this, and that would be a long way off.
So I ask you, how do I trick a 4th grader to be my girlfriend? I need some good suggestions.
Get naked. Cover yourself with chocolate and gummy bears. Stick a piece of paper onto your chest with "looking 4 10yo gf ive got kandy" written on it with multiple coloured markers. Walk to your local elementary school early in the morning so you don't melt and wait for school to open. Fail. Get caught and publicized in local news reports. An hero.
Just be friends. I never knew how to make friends, but I'm sure if you apply the same method of making friends to a fourth grader, she'd mimmick (in your mind) a girlfriend. But like I said, don't even bother with sexual stuff with chidren until they're atleast 12+.
Firstoff, you buy a big gorilla suit. With a slit in just the right place.
Then, you pull up to her elementary school, and just as she's getting out to get onto the school bus, get out of your car, charge at her while beating your chest, and howl "ARRRROOOOOO!!! I'M COMING TO RAPE YOU!!! AWWOOOOO HERE COMES SOME RAPE!!!" Then, consummate your relationship with her in the most savage fashion.
Be very careful though. If your sexual rage goes too far, surely you will crush her pelvis, and you will lose your chance for something really really good.
Good luck man.
I seriously hope you are only joking. Although it is a sick joke. Stay away from little girls. Pervert. The rest of you posting suggestions are just as sick and twisted as the original poster. Knock it the fuck off. Not funny@! I'm a mom of a small child and I don't find this amusing at all.
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