How can I find a girl that will fart on my face? The very few amount of girls that have this fetish are all either dykes, taken by some guy already or all the way across the world. I've thought about going on tinder/a dating site to find a date and secretly give them laxatives. That's all I can think of at this point

Get a sex change. Then you'll be a flesh and blood woman with a fart fetish.

>>1
The simplest solution would be to stop being subhuman.

Go to Germany. They fucking love shit and farts there. They breathe it. They designed toilets where you shit onto a flat platform so you can check out your turd before you flush. They are crazy about shit and turds over there.

farting is heinously anus

dear >>1-san, have you considered visiting an irc channel called "#jp"?