>>526 Not making your own mince pies!! You'll never snag TH as your second husband with those tarty ways.

TH expects that his mince pies will be made with your grandmother's WI pastry recipe and with mince you've made with peel from your organic garden's fruit. And don't forget the brandy you've distilled in your antique copper still.

Up your game, girl. We all know TH has high standards when it comes to his puds/pudds (spelling?) - puddings.