I just don't understand it. ! I'm driving my son home from school, and he tells me these Europeans are talking about the soft-cultural downspiral of contemporary American society, and they're calling my show a prime example... I mean, this is coming from people who are called "European". You're a peein'? Really? And they're saying I'm the problem? Come on!

You stole that "You're a peein'" joke from me, you thief!