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1 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-26 14:39 ID:Heaven

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2 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-26 14:45 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< If you were on that train, you'd be dead, sir.
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| Rescue me, damn you!
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3 Name: DJ Gaijin 2005-04-27 02:16 ID:lXiGa6Te

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       ∩゚Д゚)< Hello?
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| Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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4 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-27 04:26 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< No, but I got your mother up the ass last night.
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| Did she give you herpes? My brother got it from her.
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5 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 03:34 ID:SC0h2Ik1

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       ∩゚Д゚)< This isn't a hospital sir! We can't do anything about your giant hemmoroid!
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| HELP ME ANYWAY!!! IT'S SO BIG, IT HAS LITTLE HEMMOROIDS ORBITING AROUND IT!!!
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6 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 03:41 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< ...So the bitch says, "No, but the last guy who went down on me was".
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| THAT'S NOT FUNNAY, THAT'S SICK!!!!
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7 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 07:08 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< PENIS PENIS PENIS
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| PENIS PENIS PENIS
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8 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 07:09 ID:Heaven

I am tired of merely talking to people on the intarweb…
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9 Name: ehehehe 2005-04-28 19:38 ID:aaKEJhiG

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       ∩゚Д゚)<  niiiiiiiiii..!!!
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| WTF??????
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10 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 20:08 ID:6C4/iDjv

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       ∩゚Д゚)< When you listen to Coil, do you think of music?
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| Why yes, I do!
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11 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 21:40 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< Technically, all AA is kopipe that we mongle!
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| I see, so I don't have to set up a new thread for each one, right?
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12 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-29 04:04 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)<  Did you check to see if the batteries are dead sir?
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| Ummm...well I would, but...my mother just used it. Can you recommend a good disinfectant?
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13 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-29 04:28 ID:Heaven

\\
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  /\丿 | (    ) OWOWOWOW!!!!!
  (___へ_ノ ゝ__ノ  I'M SORRY MOM!!!

14 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-30 17:39 ID:Heaven



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| I just picked my nose and I started bleeding a bit,
| so I thought "okay that's not bad"
| But I've been bleeding for ten fucking minutes
| What the fuck am I supposed to do?
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| I tried to put some paper in my nose
| but all the fucking blood started to run into my mouth.
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       ∩゚Д゚)< IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN HERE IS WHAT YOU DO!
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15 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-30 17:47 ID:Heaven



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             | i used to have major nosebleeds a lot.
             | what you do is take a cotton ball and
             | shove it up the nostril, not very far or hard mind you.
             | then lean your head forward. if blood comes out
             | your mouth don't worry,
             | spit it out, you don't want it going into your stomach.
             | next, take an ice pack or a bag of frozen peas and
             | place it on the back of your neck,
             | this will constrict the blood vessels leading to your head and
             | slowing the blood, also you can pinch your nose
             | where the bridge of the nose connects to your face.
             | DO NOT BLOW YOUR NOSE OR DO ANYTHING TO LOOSEN THE CLOT.
             |  if the flow doesn't slow down after 30 minutes call 911.
             |  once you get done you might want to
       ∧ ∧  | make an appointment with an ENT (ear nose and throat doctor)
       ∩゚Д゚)<   to see if you might need a vessel codorized. i hope this helps
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|    Oh, ok!
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16 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-30 21:58 ID:Heaven

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| SA just permabanned me!!!!
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Save your :10bux: for pedo manga foo
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17 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-01 02:32 ID:Heaven

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| WHUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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       ∩゚Д゚)< WHUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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18 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-09 09:36 ID:oXoaWdrT

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| NULLPOINTER EXCEPTION!
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       ∩゚Д゚)< GA!
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19 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-09 16:23 ID:Heaven

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| Nobody is fucking posting!
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Then post something yourself, you fag!
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20 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-09 16:24 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< For starters, you could touch yourself and tell me about it!
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| I... I uhm.. I don't think it'd be very good at this, yknow?
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21 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-10 00:00 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< It carries out and is w
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| What the fuck are you talking about?
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22 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-12 01:11 ID:DwW5S3h7


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       ∩゚Д゚)< Did you eat your burger yet?
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| No, is that why I'm thirsty?
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23 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-14 18:56 ID:Heaven

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.‗.     ( ゚∀゚)彡 <  Oppai! Oppai!
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|  Oppai! Oppai!
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24 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-28 09:09 ID:Heaven

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       ∧ ∧ | MUP DA DOO DIDDA. PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM
       ∩゚Д゚)< MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD COF NIN DUB HOH MUHFUGGA!
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| BIX NOOD?!?!??? WTF??!
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25 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-08-31 09:18 ID:YPInRqPX


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| Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
| I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
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       ∩゚Д゚)< You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up!
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26 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 2005-08-31 21:36 ID:Heaven

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27 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-02 23:40 ID:Heaven

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| I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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       ∩゚Д゚)< SORRY YOU HAVE WRONG NUMBER
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28 Name: 2005-09-03 04:35 ID:Heaven


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       ∩゚Д゚)< I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brother's can't deny!
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29 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 2005-09-03 08:00 ID:Heaven

            
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| HELLO? HELLO? HELP?! ANYBODY?!
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30 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-03 12:17 ID:Heaven


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       ∩゚Д゚)< Yes, this is New Orleans!
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| Give it up! I have the high ground.
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31 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-03 13:02 ID:Heaven

>>30 got it all wrong!


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       ∩゚Д゚)<  I'm praying for rain, and I'm praying for tidal waves
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~゚/◎\……C|  \~゚ ゜~ ~。゜ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~
〜 〜〜 〜〜 〜〜 〜 〜〜 〜〜 〜〜 〜〜 〜 〜
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| Any fucking time, Any fucking day! Learn to swim, See you down in Arizona bay
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32 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-03 20:52 ID:lcBG+uf3


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       ∩゚Д゚)< Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here!
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| 1-2-3 times two to the six! Jonesin' for your fix of the limp bizkit mix!
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33 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-04 17:24 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< Does it hurt when you stick a finger in?
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| I-I'm calling about house insurance!
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34 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-09 17:19 ID:E4MDereW


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       ∩゚Д゚)< Where can I find sailors?
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| Try the local bars!
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35 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-09 17:29 ID:E4MDereW

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| Hey I'm the one asking questions around here!
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Why is that?
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36 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-09 22:47 ID:Heaven

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| Goggles?!
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       ∩゚Д゚)< they do nothing
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37 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-10 09:35 ID:Heaven

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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| They look pretty cool, though.
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38 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-10 22:58 ID:Heaven

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| orz?
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       ∩゚Д゚)< if you plz
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39 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-19 22:10 ID:VMyH05I4

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       ∩゚Д゚)<  NO U
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| YES ME
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40 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-20 02:42 ID:CKl3wS9A

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       ∩゚Д゚)<  How may I help you
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| I DEMAND REPARATIONS NIDA!
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41 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-21 00:41 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)<  gotta have soy sauce on sunny-side up
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| ...
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42 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-21 03:47 ID:TiI/de3p

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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| What is love?
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       ∧ ∧ 
       ∩゚Д゚)ミ∧ ∧ 
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43 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-23 17:08 ID:wxU9UhD8

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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| What is love?
\___________________

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       ∩゚Д゚)<  Love is having your most favorite pastry
□………(つ  |   \ stapled to a body part you can't quite reach.
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44 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-24 15:19 ID:gwGYmT3X

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       ∩゚Д゚)< Love is over
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| . . .
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45 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-24 15:29 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< Isn´t life just totally awesome and sweet?
□………(つ  |   \________________
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| WHAT IS LOVE MEEP MEEEP
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46 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-26 00:39 ID:P/n8ZGvu

         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| What is love?
\___________________

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       ∩゚Д゚)<  Baby don't hurt me... Baby don't hurt me...
□………(つ  |   \ no more... ♪ Something something something! ♪
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47 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-26 21:59 ID:NszR+c0H

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     ∩゚Д゚)< 7 days.....
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Um... No entiendo inglés?
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48 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-27 01:28 ID:wbtusEtX

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     ∩゚Д゚)<  ...Sand in your vagina...
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| SAND!? In MY vagina?
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49 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-27 07:51 ID:P4yXTlEF

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       ∩゚Д゚)< O rly?
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|Ya srsly~~
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50 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-29 11:05 ID:0wK3lz8r

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       ∩゚Д゚)< Sir, this line is for people with REAL problems. 
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| But my girlfriend hasn't answered my e-mails in a week!
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51 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-30 20:04 ID:/NajhJYN

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       ∩゚Д゚)<   ... and that's how babies are made!
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Who dude, this is turning me on! Sick!
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52 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-31 13:51 ID:Ilxg0zlq

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       ∩゚Д゚)<   Holy shit dude, I just got laid!
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Pics or bullshit!
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53 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-31 17:47 ID:eQLnXPdB

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       ∩゚Д゚)<   Itty bitty baby, it bitty boat
□………(つ  |   \________________
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.   Habeeb Inc.    |
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Twinkie house!
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54 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:04 ID:Heaven



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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| FOR CHRISSAKES, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LOVE IS ?!!!
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Love is never having to say "Pass the ketchup please".
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55 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:08 ID:OMwZv/tz



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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| This sucks. I miss Adam Carolla.
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Kindly go make love to yourself, please.
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56 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:13 ID:Heaven



         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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       ∩゚Д゚)< FEEL LIKE A SEX MACHINE
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57 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:23 ID:Heaven



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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| James Brown in a Japanese video? NFW
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Look for yourself then.
□………(つ  |   \__________
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http://interbutt.com/sonicwarfare/Shingo%20Mama%20-%20Shingo%20Mama%20no%20Oha%20Rock.asf

58 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 09:26 ID:Heaven

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|Just what the fuck is tannasin, anyway!?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Don't think,feel, that is ta..ta...tan--
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       ∵ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∵∵∵< tanasi∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
□………(つ  |   \________________
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       ∵ ∵   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∵∵∵< tanasin~~∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∵………(つ  |   \________________
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59 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 2005-11-10 19:25 ID:uvru5ZCZ

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Hello ....... is it me your looking for?
□………(つ  |   \________________
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|wtfx IM BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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60 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 2005-12-04 08:44 ID:Heaven

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< sun
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|moon
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61 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-06 16:07 ID:905D135q

      ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me!
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62 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-07 23:58 ID:4mtY1E+n

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Hello, this is the help desk.
□………(つ  |   \________________
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|QUICK! Which Button do I push!!!!
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< What button, what are you pushing?
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|The button man, WHICH ONE!?
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Uhhh, the blue one?
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|Okay just a sec.....
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Sir?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Sir........?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Thank you for calling the Help Desk.
□………(つ  |   \________________
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63 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-10 06:26 ID:2Xh4VKiq

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩・∀・)<  Grandpa! Grandpa! Do you need help?
□………(つ  |   \________________
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(´ω` )
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| I can't speak your crazy Moon language!
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64 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 2005-12-11 14:43 ID:Heaven

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< hello and welcome to the help line how my i help you today?
□………(つ  |   \________________
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|listen i got this problem you see its my wife i think shes seeing someone else
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< ahhhh that is a problem
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|yeah i found stubble in the wash room that isn't mine
\___________________

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< an affair in your own home that terrible
□………(つ  |   \________________
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|i even found someone else's tooth brush next to mine!
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< ok ok wait there
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later on......

      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      | hey i need info you see my friend's wife is chating on him 
       レヽ____________________
   ∧_∧        ∧_∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   (  ´∀) / ̄ヽ  (・∀・ ; ) < well have a drink and tell me more
   (   `つ 日 凸 ( つ つヽ  \________________
   (_ ⌒./   凵ヽ | | | |ヽ.凸|   |
   「  (_/Y     ヽ _(__) | |\|   |
  ┗┳━| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|    ..   \|. │  |
    ┻\|        .|        \.|   │

      / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      |  well he seems to be a customer here
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P/||仝/  ||/ .  ∨  /    ./   ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
. /.||. /.__|| .m/ .||. /    /   (´∀`; ) < thats why i came here
/ ||/ .∩/||Д/  ||/    /   ⊂   )   \_____________
_.|| .‰/ .||. /   .||    /    / __)┛
E/||&/  ||/ ∧_∧  /   ∧ ∧|.┃
../ ||. /.__|| ( ´∀`) /   (゚Д゚,,)..┻   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ ||/ .U/|| (    )/  日 |  \/  < dammm come to think of it i think i know this guy
_.|| .日/ .||. /|  |  |/    /UU_ノ     \______________
8/||凸/  ||/(__)_/    /  ┳
../ || ./   .||    /    /  ┻
/ ||/  /     /    /
_.||  /      /   /▼⌒⌒▼ヽ
0/|| .'⌒⌒丶. /   ヽ〃(ハヽ. |  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
../ || ′从 从)/  ∇ /i(`∀´ リ | <  so you see he dosent know im a man but what the hell
/ || ヽゝ゚ ‐゚ν   ┴/⊂l)_  )从   \_________________
  .||(| |つ∧[]0   ∧_∧__)┛
 / /_  ~~/    ///(ハヽ∂ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
../  | | /    (`∀´ハ| < Huh?
/.  (_/     日⊂l)_ )川  \______________
    /    ./ ( __)┛
    ∧    / (_|┃
  /  \.      ┻
../      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
..| I didn't think she was female. 
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< ok i did some research and i think i have found him meet me at this bar i know
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|great see you there
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| right here the guy twll him what you told me
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    ∨   | ok i need to klnow plz
日 凸 U | ______
≡≡≡≡≡| /  .∧∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 U ∩ [] ∨% (゚Д゚ ;) < well....
__ ∧ ∧___∧ ∧|つ∽)_ \_______
  (,, ゚Д゚)日 (゚Д゚,,)∇
― /   | ――.../   | ―――
\(__.ノ   \(__.ノ
 ━┳━   ━┳━
 ̄ ┻  ̄ ̄ ̄┻ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

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     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     | thats how i happend ill go get her.....
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日M[]0.∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
==−−       ∧ ∧ < i can't beleave what im hearing
   ∧ ∧  / ̄\ (゚Д゚ ;) \______________
  (,, ゚Д゚). /    ∇⊂  l ∧ ∧  /
  (つ∽ )_    ┴ \「 (゚Д゚,, ) < i coulden't ether
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│ my god!
│   _r―┬――――――――――――
  ̄∨    | wow i..........
日 凸 U | ______
≡≡≡≡≡| /〃∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 U ∩ [] ∨%ξ´∀`ξ< hey honey
__ ∧ ∧__∧_∧___)._ \___________
  (   ,,)日(    .)□
― /   | ― (     )―――─
\(__.ノ    ━┳━)
 ━┳━   └ ┃―・゛
 ̄ ┻  ̄ ̄ ̄ ┻ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

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   | yep thats right i had the op and im a man now
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∩ []  U  =−  ∧_∧ < wow i think i could get to like this
  ∧_∧  / ̄\( ´∀`)  \______________
 ξ ´∀`ξ/'    ∇⊂  )∧∧  /
  (つ   つ    ┴\ ┛(゚Д゚,,)< oh my god your both freaks
  |   /         \∀⊂l  \_____________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄             \ ノ┛

65 Name: (´-`).。oO(おっぱい (. Y .) ) 2005-12-13 01:51 ID:3qp0TaHK

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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| That was a surprise ending!
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       ∩゚Д゚)< y sankyu
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66 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-18 04:36 ID:Y2H9nnql

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)<   SAGE!
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄
|  AGE! AGE! AGE!
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67 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-21 09:35 ID:VRODHW8D

     ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     ∩*Д*)< EEEIIAHHHHHHHGH~
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      C∧ ∧
   ___  ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Snake, what happened? Snake!? SNAAAAKE!
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68 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-24 21:44 ID:5TiR5ZxI


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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Quick! How do I sage another thread that sucks?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< You just did.
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69 Name: use txtart formatting : 2006-08-24 22:24 ID:VR3qHz25

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< hello and welcome to the help line how my i help you today?
□………(つ  |   \________________
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|listen i got this problem you see its my wife i think shes seeing someone else
\___________________

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< ahhhh that is a problem
□………(つ  |   \________________
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|yeah i found stubble in the wash room that isn't mine
\___________________

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< an affair in your own home that terrible
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|i even found someone else's tooth brush next to mine!
\___________________

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< ok ok wait there
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later on......

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      | hey i need info you see my friend's wife is chating on him 
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   (  ´∀) / ̄ヽ  (・∀・ ; ) < well have a drink and tell me more
   (   `つ 日 凸 ( つ つヽ  \________________
   (_ ⌒./   凵ヽ | | | |ヽ.凸|   |
   「  (_/Y     ヽ _(__) | |\|   |
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      |  well he seems to be a customer here
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P/||仝/  ||/ .  ∨  /    ./   ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
. /.||. /.__|| .m/ .||. /    /   (´∀`; ) < thats why i came here
/ ||/ .∩/||Д/  ||/    /   ⊂   )   \_____________
_.|| .‰/ .||. /   .||    /    / __)┛
E/||&/  ||/ ∧_∧  /   ∧ ∧|.┃
../ ||. /.__|| ( ´∀`) /   (゚Д゚,,)..┻   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ ||/ .U/|| (    )/  日 |  \/  < dammm come to think of it i think i know this guy
_.|| .日/ .||. /|  |  |/    /UU_ノ     \______________
8/||凸/  ||/(__)_/    /  ┳
../ || ./   .||    /    /  ┻
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_.||  /      /   /▼⌒⌒▼ヽ
0/|| .'⌒⌒丶. /   ヽ〃(ハヽ. |  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
../ || ′从 从)/  ∇ /i(`∀´ リ | <  so you see he dosent know im a man but what the hell
/ || ヽゝ゚ ‐゚ν   ┴/⊂l)_  )从   \_________________
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../  | | /    (`∀´ハ| < Huh?
/.  (_/     日⊂l)_ )川  \______________
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    ∧    / (_|┃
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..| I didn't think she was female. 
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       ∩゚Д゚)< ok i did some research and i think i have found him meet me at this bar i know
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|great see you there
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| right here the guy twll him what you told me
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    ∨   | ok i need to klnow plz
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 U ∩ [] ∨% (゚Д゚ ;) < well....
__ ∧ ∧___∧ ∧|つ∽)_ \_______
  (,, ゚Д゚)日 (゚Д゚,,)∇
― /   | ――.../   | ―――
\(__.ノ   \(__.ノ
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     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     | thats how i happend ill go get her.....
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日M[]0.∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
==−−       ∧ ∧ < i can't beleave what im hearing
   ∧ ∧  / ̄\ (゚Д゚ ;) \______________
  (,, ゚Д゚). /    ∇⊂  l ∧ ∧  /
  (つ∽ )_    ┴ \「 (゚Д゚,, ) < i coulden't ether
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│ my god!
│   _r―┬――――――――――――
  ̄∨    | wow i..........
日 凸 U | ______
≡≡≡≡≡| /〃∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 U ∩ [] ∨%ξ´∀`ξ< hey honey
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 ̄ ┻  ̄ ̄ ̄ ┻ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

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∩ []  U  =−  ∧_∧ < wow i think i could get to like this
  ∧_∧  / ̄\( ´∀`)  \______________
 ξ ´∀`ξ/'    ∇⊂  )∧∧  /
  (つ   つ    ┴\ ┛(゚Д゚,,)< oh my god your both freaks
  |   /         \∀⊂l  \_____________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄             \ ノ┛

70 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-24 23:29 ID:q+/TIMK5

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< gtfo and gb2/b/ 
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|How do I shot web?
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71 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-25 01:28 ID:Heaven

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       ∩゚Д゚)< This is the help desk! How may I help you?
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| Why bother with helping me? There's fapping to be done!
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72 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-25 16:57 ID:q+/TIMK5

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< nyoro~n 
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         C∧ ∧
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| Do you haves any smoked cheese?
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73 Name: AWal : 2006-09-21 14:06 ID:F1DP8fco

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚r ゚ )< durrrrrrrrrr...
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚ .゚ ;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...Damnit I got the retard again...
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74 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-21 15:19 ID:otnYr6Ym

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚r ゚ )< durrrrrrrrrr is your internets brokum
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚ .゚ ;)
 /◎\……C|  \
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| can i speak to your supervisor
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚r ゚ )< u resets the modem for 30 secund
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚ .゚ ;)
 /◎\……C|  \
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| i want to speak to your supervisor
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚r ゚ )< power cycles your cumputer
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚ .゚ ;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| stick your dick in an beehive
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75 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-23 15:49 ID:Heaven

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...And so I need help, cuz it keeps rubbing and
| it's getting all yellow and filled with pus
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       ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚ぷ)<  That's disgusting.
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76 Name: AWal : 2006-09-24 01:50 ID:F1DP8fco

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Once you've cleaned up all the liquid with a towel,
□………(つ  |   \ you let it sit for about 10 minutes to let it soften and retract back in.
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚ o ゚;)
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          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| So that's how they make that stringy pasta...
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77 Name: AWal : 2006-09-24 02:13 ID:F1DP8fco

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|Will this call save me 15% or more on car insurance?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< I'm afraid not...
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78 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-24 16:33 ID:+gVgZk2C



         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| OK, so what then did the tied-up and tattered rope say to the bartender?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< "I'm a frayed knot."
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79 Name: AWal : 2006-09-26 13:12 ID:F1DP8fco



         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| I see...What did the mushroom say to the bartender then?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< "C'mon...I'm a fun guy..."
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80 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-26 14:59 ID:iCLrFHKj

         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| I see...What did the duck say to the bartender, then?
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< "Can you put it on my bill?"
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81 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-10-01 22:14 ID:Uw98oIw8

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       ∩゚Д゚)< ZABADAB!
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|zOMG! M I BANND?
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82 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-10-05 23:19 ID:uEsXtJ9t

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Hell no!
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         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| durrrrrrrrrr is my internets brokum
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83 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-04-20 12:45 ID:IVrd+O71

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Classes are cancelled!
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|    lol what
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84 Name: Random acts of insanity : 2007-04-30 12:45 ID:/V+p1Dbm



         C∧ ∧
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|    and thats how came to look like
| a chewed up banana
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< Why are you telling me this?
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85 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-03 23:50 ID:APJdPdP5

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< What!? Timmy fell down a well? Call Lassie!
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚ )
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|    A lot of help you are...
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86 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 05:34 ID:i55AE5Vv

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚∀゚)< Now what was your issue, again?
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  ___  ○(゚Д゚;)
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| IT WON'T STOP BLEEDING
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87 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 05:35 ID:i55AE5Vv

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< You don't look too healthy
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| NO REALLY
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88 Name: Different Person. : 2007-05-04 07:40 ID:YsIMBOK4

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| HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE? A CAMERA IN HERE?
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       ∩゚Д゚)< Yes.
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      C ∧ ∧
  ___  ○(゚Д゚;)
  /◎\……C|  \
       ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Oh. ...Anyway, IT WON'T STOP BLEEDING! AHHH!!
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89 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 15:10 ID:v+POaIjJ

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...umm is there an aldore quest to sleep with my mother?
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       ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚ぷ)<  Sir. could you please reinstall world of warcraft?
□………(つ ` .|  \________________
 ̄ ̄Blizzard|
  Help Line    |
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...but i just want to kno-
| 
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       ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚ぷ)<  BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON *poof*
□………(つ ` .|  \________________
 ̄BLIZZARD|
  Help Line    |
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90 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 15:10 ID:v+POaIjJ

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...umm is there an aldore quest to sleep with my mother?
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       ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚ぷ)<  Sir. could you please reinstall world of warcraft?
□………(つ ` .|  \________________
 ̄ ̄Blizzard|
  Help Line    |
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...but i just want to kno-
| 
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       ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩ ゚ぷ)<  BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON *poof*
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 ̄BLIZZARD|
  Help Line    |
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91 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-05 03:24 ID:z+ivJJ7I


         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ANGIE THOMPSON WILL RAPE ME
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< LOL ANGIE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| I KNOW
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< ARE YOU ON THE ASTRAL PLANE
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| YES I AM SHOULD I GET OFF THE ASTRAL PLANE
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< YES YOU SHOULD
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92 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-05 05:23 ID:APJdPdP5

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< BUD
□………(つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
.   Help Line    |
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         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| WEIS
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< ER----------。
□………(つ  |   \________________
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93 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-09 15:52 ID:drsyIvgu

      C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(゚Д゚;)
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Y HELlO THAR HOW GOES IT
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94 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-09 15:55 ID:drsyIvgu

         C∧ ∧
  __    ○(゚∀゚;)
 /◎\…… C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|    It are gud here lulz
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95 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-09 17:04 ID:drsyIvgu

    C∧ ∧
  __    ○(゚∀゚;)
 /◎\…… C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|    O RLY?
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96 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-09 17:04 ID:drsyIvgu

    C∧ ∧
  __    ○(゚∀゚;)
 /◎\…… C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|    O RLY?
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97 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-25 20:51 ID:EEx+knrk

     >>999 had better be sure to catch the noodles at the bottom!

Okay here we gooooo!

      ザー
     __  彡]ヾ(゚∀゚ )/
    |    |   (  )
    | ζ |  < < 
    |    |
    |    |
    | ζ |
    | ∬ |
    | ξ |
    |    |
    |    |
    |    |

98 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-31 08:08 ID:weGR8Oda

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< K THIS IS HALP DESK
□……… (つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
.   Help Line    |
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        C ∧ ∧
   ___    |_(゚Д゚;) )
 /◎\………|/ 
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| HOW TO CONQUER THE WORLD???
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       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< WHAT? This is not help desk.
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 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|/
. NOT HELP DESK |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
, 200\

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< THIS
□……… (つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|/
.   WHAT IS IT?? |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
, 200\

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< IS
□……… (つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|/
.   WHAT IS IT?? |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
, 200\

       ∧ ∧ =∩/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       /(゚O゚)= < SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA
□……… (つ= |-/ \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
.  SPARTAAAA  |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
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99 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-31 16:41 ID:CYrjxAko

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< THIS
□……… (つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|/
.   WHAT IS IT?? |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
, 200\

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< IS
□……… (つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|/
.   WHAT IS IT?? |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
, 200\

       ∧ ∧ =∩/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       /(゚O゚)= < CAKE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
□……… (つ= |-/ \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
.  CAKE TOWN |
. APOLOGY JUICE|
, 200\

100 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-01 15:48 ID:drsyIvgu

     ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< THIS
□……… (つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|/
.   WHAT IS IT?? |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
, 200\

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩゚Д゚)< IS
□……… (つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|/
.   WHAT IS IT?? |
. APOLOGY JUICE |
, 200\

       ∧ ∧ =∩/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       /(゚O゚)= < YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
□……… (つ= |-/ \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
.  CAKE TOWN |
. APOLOGY JUICE|
, 200\
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