I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 15:49

Error: Success

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 22:39

fuck this im getting obonto

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 00:10

CP was here, Granny Smith is a fag.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 01:27

...

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 17:04

GZDoom Very Fatal Error

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 19:55

Microsoft Visual Basic

400

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 20:15

# apt-get install winword.exe
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package winword.exe

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 22:43

apt-get install OSX

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 00:22

$2000 not found.
Abort.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 00:25

BEEP

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 02:17

...

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:57

SUDO -S!!
Toki wo tomare!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:57

BEE

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:03

I Talk!

I E-Mail!

I Browse!

I Search!

I Sing!

I Laugh!

I Download!

I Tell Facts!

I Schedule!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:11

PREPARING TO SYNC FOLDER 'TOHOU SONGS' WITH 60GIG I-POD.

...

...

ERROR: NOT ENOUGH SPACE.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:18

ATTENTION
This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the glefthandersh stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!

Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 22:43

BEEP

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 22:49

I AM A DATABASE
I ONLY SPEAK ESS QUEUE ELL
I AM A DATABASE
COMMUNICATING THROUGH A SHELL
I AM A DATABASE
FREED FROM REDUNDANCY
BABY HAVE A TASTE AT ONE OF MY PRIMARY KEYS

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 07:59

HTTP://> 10 DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE.COM
DOWNLOADING... ============|100%
INSTALLING.... ============|100%
INSTALLATION SUCCESSFUL
ABORT
HTTP://> 20 █

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:32

BEEP
I AM A COMPUTER
READY
PRESS BUTTONS TO ENTER
ERROR
BEEP
ERROR
READY
ERROR

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 04:27

BOOP

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 07:16

BEEP

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 12:49

BAAP

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 14:50

YUKI.N>

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 16:03

The bandwidth or page view limit for this site has been exceeded and the page cannot be viewed at this time. Once the site is below the limit, it will once again begin serving as normal.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 17:36

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@@ /@l |€^ƒŽ^,||Q nurupo!
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976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 22:52

ERROR OF A "NULL POINTER EXCEPTION" WAS FOUND, REBOOTING

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 00:42

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ i am antivirus kitten do you have a virus nya~
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 06:48

YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF HARD DRIVE SPACE, PLEASE DELETE SOME SHIT

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 07:08

Kernel Panic.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 07:23

SIGSEGV
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 15:37

You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 20:23

Error: Error: PGError: ERROR: invalid byte sequence for encoding "UTF8": 0xa3 HINT: This error can also happen if the byte sequence does not match the encoding expected by the server, which is controlled by "client_encoding". : SELECT post_count FROM tags WHERE name = E' M��M'

983 Name: ( ˃ o ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:17

Aug 02 13:40:06 launchd: ioctl(SIOCAIFADDR ipv6): File exists
kern.maxvnode: 3072 -> 2500
Creating RAM Disk for /Volumes
disk2: 1024 sectors in 1 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.5MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 128 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/tmp
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk3: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/run
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk4: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Aug 02 13:40:10 localhost lookupd[38]: Can't load /System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/NetInfo.framework/Resources/lookupd/Agents/DS.bundle/DS

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 23:14

Your laptop is frozen. Enjoy unscrewing the battery compartment.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 00:34

Your laptop is frozen. Please slide open your battery compartment.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 01:33

Your data has been successfully terminated, thank you for using ReiserFS.

987 Name: ( EƒΦ) : 1993-09-5573 21:53

function gram_t() {

var its_t = Math.floor(Math.random()*2);
var and_so = "";
if(its_t == 0) {and_so = vowel() + gram_f()}
if(its_t == 1) {and_so = vowel() + gram_e() + "e"}
return and_so;

}
function gram_u() {

var in_my_car = ["er", "ish", "ly", "en", "ing", "ness", "ment", "able", "ive"];
var its_u = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);
return in_my_car[its_u];

}
function gram_c() {

var offseason = "s" + gram_p();
var cruise = gram_r() + "r";
var hot_weather = gram_l() + "l";
var about_the_money = ["b", "c", "ch", "d", "f", "g", "h", "j", "k", "l", "m", "n", "p", "qu", "r", "s", "sh", "t", "th", "v", "w", "y", offseason, cruise, hot_weather];

988 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5573 22:07

this thread makes me tits hurt.

(am I cool yet?)

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 01:09

999GET

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 03:37

Hi, I'm a Mac. Everything is fine. I love you.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 13:16

Hi, I'm a Mac. I can't do concurrent processing correctly, so here's a spinning beach ball instead.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:19

Hi, I'm a really good Mac, I've yet to show my user any beach balls


993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 21:42

>>992
Because you don't run anything

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:05

999GET

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:18

BEEP BOOPO

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:28

>>995
is everything made in mexico now?

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 03:59

>>1000 is almost here!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 04:00

proast

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 04:01

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