( LƒÖ`) hello kids! Be serious please.
(EÍE) Who's Paddy?
( LƒÖ`) Poor Paddy worked on the railway. He was wearing corduroy britches, digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches, he was wrking on the railway.
Grandpa, what happened to your legendary threads?
( LƒÖ`) I'm sure they're around here somewhere.
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( LƒÖ`) Did I just imagine hearing that question?
( E-E) Take your pills.
(EÍE) NO DON'T DO IT!!!
( LƒÖ`) Don't do what now?
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(EÍE) Grandpa, do you think I could write a funny article on the holographic universe and what it means when really smart people get bored of their own work to start having fun with the uneducated masses?
( LƒÖ`) Well, I for one resent it when a representative of the people refers to you and me, the free men and women of this country, as "the masses!"
( LƒÖ`) This is a term we haven't applied to ourselves in this country
( EƒÖE) My thread is higher up on the list than yours. Could this mean that I have finally surpassed you in popularity?
( EƒÖE) Oh darn.
( LƒÖ`) Shut up, both of you!
( E-E) You still use Vi from your tube console don't you gramps?
( LƒÖ`) Nolite arbitrari. Potius, oportet te sentire. Et eritis tanasinn.
(EÍE) STOP SPEAKING CHINESE!!
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the discovery of moé?
( LƒÖ`) Lonely saps masturbated to Disney characters, Jimmy.
(EÍE) Eww! Kimo~i!
(EÍE) Wow, Grandpa, this thread's a real stank bucket.
( LƒÖ`) I blame you.
(EAE) Awwwwww.
( LƒÖ`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!
Hey, Clonpa?
( LƒÖ`) What the heck's a clonpa?
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(EÍE)@Grandpa, what was life like before we became deathless ghosts of electricity and data, circuiting endlessly throughout the internal universe, knowing neither past nor future but only the eternal searing oblivion of the present?
( LƒÖ`) Kids these days with their "booyakasha" this and their "wo pah" that and their "tchaw" yon
( E-E) Those kids are pushing 40 if not more
(E‚`E) Grandpa! Hitler dood! Wat nou?@
( LƒÖ`) They don't show panties in anime like they used to
( LƒÖ`) All the cocks in the world won't live up to an old-fashioned 200GET.
(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm straight.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what big eyes you have!
(EÍE) Grandpa, what was the difference between modern anime pantsu and old fashioned anime pantsu?
( LƒÖ`) Back in my day, we could buy used pantsu from a special vending machine. Burusera shops were as common as 7-11.