[Part 3] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [SANE] (187)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:54

( LƒΦ`) hello kids! Be serious please.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 22:16

( LƒΦ`) Off-camera, I'm a desperately unhappy man.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 22:39

(EΝE)‚Α-̾ Of course you are, Grandpa

(-Ν-)-̾ inhale

(EΝE)‚Α-̾ We all are.

(EΝE)@@@ƒ~ ̾-
@@Όœc

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 22:52

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@@i(E-E )@άjj Watch where you throw those damn things, kid!
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141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 23:20

(EΝE) Who are you to call me a kid?

142 Name: (EΝE) : 1993-09-5400 06:44

    ΏΏ @@@@@

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143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 18:45

(EΝE) Yeah, that's what I thought.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:30

( LƒΦ`) You won't hear this often but good job.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 01:43

But don't go and get any ideas now, kiddo.
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@@@Όœc™))ΝE) Ow! Ow! What the Ow!
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146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 12:20

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@No one is here.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance now !
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@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

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@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 09:23

(E‚`E) Drat, they just left.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5444 09:24

(EΝE) Grandpa! Wake up quickly! The circus is in town!

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 04:13

( LƒΦ`) Yay! Circus!

( LƒΦ`) Now you can run away and join them!

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 11:03

(EΝE) Circus?@What are you talking about?

(EΝE) Did you forget to take your meds again?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 16:06

( LƒΦ`) Shouldn't you be packing your bag on a stick and hoboing it out of here?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 01:31

(EΝE) I don't have a stick.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 13:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, is it true that Boney was a warrior AND a terrier?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 14:42

( LƒΦ`) As much as Paddy was an Irishman.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 23:56

(EΝE) Who's Paddy?

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 00:14

( LƒΦ`) Poor Paddy worked on the railway. He was wearing corduroy britches, digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches, he was wrking on the railway.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 01:53

Grandpa, what happened to your legendary threads?

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 02:02

( LƒΦ`) I'm sure they're around here somewhere.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) Did I just imagine hearing that question?

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 11:51

( E-E) Take your pills.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 18:27

(EΝE) NO DON'T DO IT!!!

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 20:22

( LƒΦ`) Don't do what now?

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 20:52

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@@@@@τ@ ^ _@@@Intermittens is the periodical journal of Discordian thought.
@@@@@@R(@ ^ƒŽ^)Ɂ@@We discuss subjects as diverse as hacking, today's dinner,
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@and MITTENS!
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=Intermittens

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 02:42

( LƒΦ`) Well, I certainly won't click on that

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 05:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think I could write a funny article on the holographic universe and what it means when really smart people get bored of their own work to start having fun with the uneducated masses?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 08:28

( LƒΦ`) Well, I for one resent it when a representative of the people refers to you and me, the free men and women of this country, as "the masses!"

( LƒΦ`) This is a term we haven't applied to ourselves in this country

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:44

( EƒΦE) My thread is higher up on the list than yours. Could this mean that I have finally surpassed you in popularity?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:44

( EƒΦE) Oh darn.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 22:28

( EƒΦE) ... or Yayyyyyyy!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 02:44

>>127 ( E-E) I love that game.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:23

( LƒΦ`) Shut up, both of you!

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 03:31

( E-E) We stopped talking about that stuff four years ago, Cramps. Try to keep up.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 01:44

( LƒΦ`) It's still September. My how time flies.

( LƒΦ`) I remember the old days, when nobody would post on the internet without very good reason, as we had to pay by the byte. I would turn on my acoustic coupler and put on my finest fedora and get down to business.

( LƒΦ`) Back then, flame wars meant something. Not like today.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 03:44

( E-E) You still use Vi from your tube console don't you gramps?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:02

(EΝE) Are you kidding? Back in his day, he could make the ol' straight key telegraph sing like the angels!

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:21

( LƒΦ`) Nolite arbitrari. Potius, oportet te sentire. Et eritis tanasinn.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:57

(EΝE) Grandpa, this isn't the captcha thread!

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:19

i@MƒnLj Quidquid latine scriptum sit, altum videtur.

i@MƒnLj Item, lol google vertendumque

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:21

(EΝE) STOP SPEAKING CHINESE!!

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:29

显Ž¦ˆκ±‘ΈdŒυ荣“I’†‘语ŒΎI
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@@@@™

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:23

Tace, stultus es creatura!
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@@@Όœc™))ΝE) owI
@@@@™

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 20:46

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the discovery of moé?

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 21:21

( LƒΦ`) Lonely saps masturbated to Disney characters, Jimmy.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:01

(EΝE) Eww! Kimo~i!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:19

S(o;;*≼œ≻;€;≺œ≽;*o)ƒm 'COME hITHer little bOy & I shall tell YOU about what it MeANS to be kiMO~I.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7560 19:21

(EΝE) Wow, Grandpa, this thread's a real stank bucket.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 23:01

( LƒΦ`) I blame you.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 17:33

(EAE) Awwwwww.

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