( ´ω`) hello kids! Be serious please.

( ´ω`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!

Hey, Clonpa?

( ´ω`) What the heck's a clonpa?

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(　･ิω･ิ) crisp hat

（　｀ハ´） who was died? thotely

(・∀・)　Grandpa, what was life like before we became deathless ghosts of electricity and data, circuiting endlessly throughout the internal universe, knowing neither past nor future but only the eternal searing oblivion of the present?

( ´ω`) Kids these days with their "booyakasha" this and their "wo pah" that and their "tchaw" yon

( ・-・) Those kids are pushing 40 if not more

(・Ａ・) Grandpa! Hitler dood! Wat nou?　

( ´ω`) They don't show panties in anime like they used to

( ´ω`) All the cocks in the world won't live up to an old-fashioned 200GET.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm straight.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what big eyes you have!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was the difference between modern anime pantsu and old fashioned anime pantsu?
( ´ω`) Back in my day, we could buy used pantsu from a special vending machine. Burusera shops were as common as 7-11.