( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missed 2GETs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Drakengard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they're going to eat that poor baby in the grandpa thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and they're not planning to give me a piece.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Aww.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) CAPSLOCK
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unnecessarily complex interfaces
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That time when I lost my left mitten and my hand was cold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting it back warmed my hand, but the feeling of terror never went away.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Moe manga/anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) XBox 360...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) Wii...
( - _-) ...I don't actually like mittens all that much...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When Nintendo makes their new handheld, they can call it the Wee Wii!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) oh, that's terrible
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to smile at >>16's joke, but I just don't feel up to it.
( ˃ -˂) WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Credit cards...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneley kittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chuck Jones directing Tom and Jerry...
おまえら馬鹿かｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
日本語しゃべれよｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
凶360とかｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ誰でももってるだろｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
おまえら人様の国のモノぱくってんじぇねぇｗｗｗｗｗ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>22's annoying use of wwwwwwwww for no discernable reason... I mean, we know the Xbox is evil and all, clever, but it's not that funny...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ..feelings bad squid..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual harrassment panda.
( - _-) I can't believe that I host image boards. If my family and friends found out, I'd be so ashamed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shizuru from the ever popular and wondeful mai whatever shows.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having lots of free time but no money or friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having lots of money and friends but no free time
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having no money, no friends and no free time
Back pain....
Medical complications from painkillers...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) God, I can't even be bothered.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jerk said I look like a chicken.
( - _-) not being able to eat chicken for dinner today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jerk said I look like a child.
(ﾟ -ﾟ ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) uh oh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Posting on the Love & Romance board...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) While your hands are tied behind your back...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They made me sound like Scooby Doo in the cartoon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They turned Roll into an unattractive Barbie doll with a blender instead of a gun.
...
( -_-)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She was strangled.
( -_-) It was a mess.
( >_<) It still doesn't right the horrible, horrible wrong.
( ＞_＜) No matter how hard I try I can't forget.
( >_<) There was neither toilet paper nor paper towels.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a huge amount of credit card debt.
( ?? -??) Not being able to see the characters in this thread correctly, because they are not in iso-8859-1.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When I tried making condenced soup and with out thinking through away the can before I added the water.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post happy things is running out of steam. I doubt this thread will get far from 50GET itself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's raining out but there's no thunder or lightning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) September just doesn't end. Will Grandpa ever wake up again?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You work until you get old, and being old sucks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't even muster the enthusiasm to bump this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was sick all day with a cold, and it's Sunday. What a waste.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My grandma is dying
(´･ω･`) I'm sad because no one posts to my thread in general anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's this creep in the happy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm unhappy about creeps.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my stomach hurt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my head queasy
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my intestines writhe like agitated rattlesnakes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They stole my name.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They forgot to remove the space from my Name box.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suffer from Hikikomori.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Internet is still serious business, but it is now being outsourced to Australia.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) open running sores.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running open source.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and jokes from the bottom of the obvious bag.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Conversing with Captain Obvious
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ☠
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa sploded
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A peice of glass-like taco shell from Taco Bell got stuck in my throat earlier today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never ever get what I want, so I just stopped wanting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a tripfag, so I can't enjoy the new anonymous name benefits.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>76, so I he won't enjoy the new anonymous name benefits.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being to understand the meaning conveyed in poorly worded posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I do not have money to buy meal to my children. Forgive me please.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I had not spent so much on mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...I'm $60,000 in debt and I don't have a job...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of a bed...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have a huge mitten pile!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My back hurts every morning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I had more money, I could buy more mittens...
（ ｀ハ´) Hello...whoever you are.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Hello. You should be aware that there's only so much I'm willing to do for mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, that's not true. I'll do ANYTHING for mittens.
( - _-) I'm a sick man...
(ﾟ -ﾟ = ﾟ -ﾟ) er, i mean little girl! LITTLE GIRL!
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) My evil scheme went tits up.
( - _-) Unfortunately, no actual tits were involved.
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ HELLO! THIS IS A THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN INTERNET THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ YOU POST UNHAPPY THINGS IN THIS THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN UNHAPPY INTERNET THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN UNHAPPY THREAD! ON THE INTERNET!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ HELLOOOOOOOO!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Noisy people suck.
（ ｀ハ´）I can't think of what to do for my next thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is this Xenon?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Squeeks is dying again
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa's turning mean.
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < Cheer up, you mope!
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))ヮﾟ) <Wheeeeeeeee!
☆
I can't afforn AA. :(
( -_-) I posted my word correction on the other topic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Because the objects of our attachment are transient, their loss is inevitable, thus suffering will necessarily follow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This means that suffering can be overcome through human activity, simply by removing the cause of suffering.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I don't need mittens.
( -_-)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that Gallium is sticky and Mercury poisonous. : (
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I could try caesium or franc-
ヘ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ へ､ ､､
イ "" ⌒ ） ヾ ヾ ─|─ ヽ /
（ ( ﾐ ⌒ ,, ヽ ）ヽ） ／ | ＼ ＿／ ,
( ｲ ､;; ,ノ ヾ ） ）
ゞ (. ﾐ . ﾉ. .ﾉノ...
::ゝ､､ゝ....'',,,,,....., , ノソ:::::
( x ヮx) medic...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A horsey broke its leg.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Internet Addicts is a ghost town.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Da Vinci Code Movie
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lost mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) New Simpsons episodes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Screetching fangirls.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Weak eyesight that will not improve with homeopathic medicine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This chair hurts my ass.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Should I pull the chair out?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN is no longer entertaining. I must leave forever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) America doesn't really exist.
( O_O) JET DIES IN SONIC RIDERS 2
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No friends.
(-＿-) …
(∩∩)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sonic Riders in general.
( -_-) Shadow the Hedgehog...
( -_-) The new name sucks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tripcodes,
It's "Yay! Name change!", genius.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Happy meals raising a generation of fatties.
( -_-) Thats not the point.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) taking a shit after eating hot food
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not shitting after eating cheesy food.
( -_-) I am so fucking sick of Densha Otoko.
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) YAY THIS TOPIC IS NAO ABOUT OPPAI OPPAI
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Breasts are too heavy.
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) bouncy bouncy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dude, have you even tried having big boobs?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'll hate how you feel. I guarantee it.
((/ デ.ㄟ) My life is so unhappy... So not fair... I'm going to go listen to Linkin Park now.
((/ デ.ㄟ) getting punched on 6-6-6 by ignorant frat boys
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...and ignorant metalheads...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...and gangstas...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...and unitarian universalists...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...I never knew old lady johnson could throw such a right hook.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) I'm outta here. You can have the thread, you faggy little goth whiner.
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...I'm alone again.. waaaaan
((/ デ.ㄟ) being bisexual means getting twice the rejection...
((/ デ.ㄟ) Being a bisexual virgin means nobody ever wanted me, and nobody ever will.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you are irresponsible and immature, you maintain nor do you appear to understand what a commitment is, you do not do enough major work to warrant having such an insane amount of power over how the servers are done, and how the "business" of the site is conducted. you've installed yourself into your own place of power, and have only remained there because you've in the past been such an essential part of the site, that i could not have done anything about it. it was a mistake for me to allow you to assume responsibilities which i should have known you could not fulfill. as it stands, you should have remained the php coder, and not become an integral part of the website. why not become integral? because again, you lack both the responsibility, maturity, and understanding of how things should work, being that you are not entitled to anything, but rather are given the priviledge in exchange for being a productive member of the team. i think that is almost ridiculous that you are naive enough to be so firmly planted behind your beliefs, while i have conceded to the fact that my decision is not without its flaws. until you understand what dues come along with being an administrator of a non expendable website, i think that you have no place on the team. until you realize that you owe something to the site which you have voluntarily agreed to work on, just as i do to the users, we will get nowhere. you're intelligent, and a very talented php coder, that is not being disputed. as of the past few months, if not over the course of the past year, you have not made good on numerous commitments and the assumed if not stated responsibilities that came along with your position. this is due course for your relief of current position, if not termination outright.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) emo kids
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poetry...of any variety at all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nu metal. Any nu metal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A single mitten. Where did its sister go? Lost.. lost for good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I run a mitten adoption agency for seperated mittens. I do everything I can, but I know there's nothing I can do to make them truly happy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So many lonely mittens, crying to themselves at night when they think I can't hear...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...but I do.
((/ デ.ㄟ) like, CRAAAAAAAAAAWUL ING IIIIIIIIIIIIIN MA SkIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DIS WUUUUUUUUUUU ndz WIL NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAl
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd think slapping an emo kid with a mitten would make you happy...but it doesn't.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Maybe if I put a brick in it first!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being close enough to an emo kid to smack him with a brick...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...but I can drop it out the window onto his head!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fag in the Ruriruri thread keeps imitating me.
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) SONIC THE HEDGEHOG NEXT-GEN HAS A PRINCESS
Later....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The princess kisses Sonic
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) SONIC X-TREME HAS A PRINCESS
Later....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Where's Sonic X-Treme?
((/ デ.ㄟ) yeah... my trust.
>>162
I've got something to put in you.. I've got something to put in you.. in the gay bar, gay bar..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This topic fell down past 40...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The elitist superstructure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some guy just ordered extra sauce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He makes me want to interrogate him for roughly one hour
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who copy/paste stupid shit over and over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ''The Faggot Tree''
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mittens that shrink when they come out of the clothes dryer.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN-Song #95...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stale pretzels.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stale mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretzel mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) stale glazed pretzels stuck to dusty mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unravelling mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That moment when you realize that everything you thought you knew is wrong, and your dreams for the future shatter into a million pieces and you feel your tear ducts swell up as the sadness builds like a growing pressure inside your head, contorting your face into something like a smile but so definitely not a smile and
( ﾟ -ﾟ) finding your ex's mitten in your laundry a year after you broke up and you haven't found anybody new yet
>>179 ((/ デ.ㄟ) Wow, that outdid me.
((/ デ.ㄟ) My life is a lie.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The woman goes up to her roof to investigate a noise, and finds a flying saucer with two tiny, robot-like creatures emerging from it. The creatures torment the woman, until finally she grabs and batters one of the creatures into lifelessness. With an ax she destroys the saucer. Before the final creature is killed he sends a message to his home planet not to send any more ships to this planet. The lettering on the side of the saucer reads "U.S. Air Force."
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) spam
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The feeling that nothing will ever really get better than it is right now, and right now isn't really all that great.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah. Teenagers totally suck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thin oven mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sending money to >>183 and getting nothing in return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a 4-ch.net t-shirt in the wrong size.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a 4-ch.net t-shirt
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a 4-ch.net that is large but still too small for me
∧＿∧
／ ﾟAﾟ ＼ ＜ I can totally relate.
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＼ ／
（＿_）＿）
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having the apartment toilet stop working.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Threads ending at 999
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I doubt this thread will make it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa's latest thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sad people
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 200 GETs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wow. that's almost as sad as flat diet pepsi.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) IAA is still completely dead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm down to my last oreo.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm also down to my last euro.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm also down to my last 百万円